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Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
Chowtips is my favorite youtube channel for the hottest trends in the food industry.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDZ4U0xsh0

Doritos Consomme bonus video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looks like poo poo OP

Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
Nah it's perfect

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


gently caress off gurg

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That egg is burnt to poo poo.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its probounced consume and you do it every time you eat big whoop

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You know the expression 'hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk'?

Well that's the ONLY way I'll eat them.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If I found a perfect egg I wouldn't fry it OP, seems like a waste. Probably donate it to a museum or something

Why don't you tell us something useful, like how to fry an egg perfectly

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

That egg is burnt to poo poo.

On the bottom yet still snotty on top

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I fry eggs by grinding some peppercorns into the hot fat, which causes air bubbles, and then when they are bubbling a bit I drop the egg in, this creates a fluffiness in the egg which I really like, and it's nicely peppery too, don't use too much. though
I found this out years ago when drunk and still cook them like this now :v:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is your brain on drugs



signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I managed to get this yolk a while back when cooking some eggs with rice and chorizo

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
If you wish to fry an egg from scratch, you must first place the egg up Uranus

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I only eat eggs scrambled

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I too cook my eggs in a quarter cup of oil and still managed to leave charred eggwhite in the pan for that bonus scrubbing time to work off the extra calories.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That looks like my brain on drugs!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Not sure what I'd do if I ever found The Perfect Egg but I probably wouldn't break it.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah but can you achieve the Perfect Egg Bite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVIQZ7tiag

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
On the one hand, my life is a hellish ruin because of my imperfect fried eggs.
On the other hand, I ain't clicking that.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Not much to the fried egg but Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg is the best I've ever made. If you wanna spend a little bit more time on something normally made so lovely, I recommend you give this a try:

https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

That egg is burnt to poo poo.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Not much to the fried egg but Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg is the best I've ever made. If you wanna spend a little bit more time on something normally made so lovely, I recommend you give this a try:

https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0

i HATE this recipe

I like my scrambled eggs to be little fluffy clouds. You gotta scramble em hard, preferably with a whisk, and keep em moving in the pan.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like to make the egg hot with heat and then it cooks and you wat it wuth toast and bakon!! :fyh:

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i microwave eggs for my dogs sometimes and yea it makes em fart

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Crack an egg then throw it in the trash OP.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
the perfect egg is one that is square
https://youtu.be/NTIcJ_tdEJM

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i microwave eggs for my dogs sometimes and yea it makes em fart

They want it raw

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
I only take cooking advice from masaoHF, sorry OP. Let me know when you have some tips on melting a coconut.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

WOW OP COVER THE EGG A REAL GAME CHANGER

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
you know what i heard

ostrich eggs make the best scrambled eggs, way lighter and fluffier than chicken eggs

i don't know if it's true or not, i don't know where to get an ostrich egg!

Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat

Ez8 posted:

I only take cooking advice from masaoHF, sorry OP. Let me know when you have some tips on melting a coconut.

Yeah sorry I'm not at his level yet. Cooking a steak on the toilet with toilet paper and a lighter is too advanced for me.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Bula Vinaka posted:

you know what i heard

ostrich eggs make the best scrambled eggs, way lighter and fluffier than chicken eggs

i don't know if it's true or not, i don't know where to get an ostrich egg!

From an ostrich

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I prefer my eggs scrambled.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like when the yolk is a gel, OP.
If that's wrong, gently caress off.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Schweinhund posted:

I prefer my eggs scrambled.

Must got your brains scrambled too if that is the case

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Real muthafuckin Gs slow poach their eggs in the shell until they are a gelatious nearly cooked mass and then crack them into a hot cast iron with grapeseed oil and a little butter. Also the lady in the video looks like she just blasted off in the employee break room and probably smells like parliament menthol lights.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Over easy, small curd scrambled still wet, and soft boiled. Anything else is trash.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I'm sorry that was mean it's absolutely ok to eat your dry overcooked eggs if you want. I'm not gonna judge your baby palate having rear end for it.

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