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gently caress. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO gently caress YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD gently caress WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LUST I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. gently caress. gently caress.
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gbs but from 2004 posted:hey boss all the robots ganged up on me and hosed my rear end so uhhh Does that mean you're pregnant now?
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Cobalt-60 posted:gently caress. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO gently caress YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD gently caress WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LUST I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. gently caress. gently caress. I Have No Mouth, and I Must Suck
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gbs but from 2004 posted:hey boss all the robots ganged up on me and hosed my rear end so uhhh hey boss why does this guy preferential treatment? is he your nephew? this is bullshit
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As soon as I enter the room, the smell of blood and viscera enter my nose. I look around and its absolute bloodbath. In the corner, I see an anthropomorphic wolf munching on a human arm. I step out of the room and sigh, and I get on my walkie talkie, "Hey Frank, it looks like they accidentally shipped us werewolf murder bots instead of furry sex bots again. Can you get another bucket? We are going to need it for room 14." Reluctantly, I pick up my mop and enter the room again.
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Feb 10, 2022 01:33
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I'm the fluffer for the robots. It's not the most glamorous work, showing a bunch of limp androids hosed up pictures of motherboards, but it's a pretty sweet gig.
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Feb 10, 2022 01:36
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les enfants Terrific! posted:I'm the fluffer for the robots. It's not the most glamorous work, showing a bunch of limp androids hosed up pictures of motherboards, but it's a pretty sweet gig. wait, is that what MILF means?!
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"Yeah, their system hard locked and trapped the dudes dick inside. Had to do a hard reboot to get it out. Gave him a coupon and he said he would be back next week."
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 No no no, you cannot clean the urethera with lemon juice. I don't care what some rear end in a top hat on the internet said, the manual clearly states... okay I got you scheduled for a replacement Don't forget to bring the whole unit, scrotum included.
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Onsite service call yesterday. Sweet old lady. She'd bought two brand-new TurboBucks and had them doing DAP on her. She accidentally hit the Synchro-Thrust button on the remote (still in beta and of course totally unsupported), somehow the TB servos jammed - both at once - and, well... She's now somebody's Gape Grandma.
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