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I don't even use my real name
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carry on then posted:op i think you should confirm the spelling of the institution you were accepted to, you may be thinking of a different organization I used to go to school with someone who transferred from Samford, which is a small private school in Alabama. Seeing everyone's face light up and then droop when they realized they'd heard it wrong and he did not come from STANFORD was hilarious every time.
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fart simpson posted:wouldnt it be easier to just lie? worked for the ceo of yahoo for a few months. i think he got the golden parachute, too
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good morning, welcome to todays standford standup
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wish you’d get accepted to the lepers colony!
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that’s rude beep
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I was actually unironically thinking about applying for my masters at stanford if I couldn't find a better job.
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sorry homie they don’t teach freaking CLOWNS there
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President Beep posted:sorry homie they don’t teach freaking CLOWNS there turns out they do. read the thread or get out
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drat, my reverse dragon text to speech missed that part
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President Beep posted:drat, my reverse dragon text to speech missed that part once i graduate i'm going to give u a big smooch on the lips
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i'm the joker baby
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drat beep comes out of absolutely nowhere spitting straight fire
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Feb 10, 2022 20:12
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top 50 BS CS (Bachelor of Science, Clown Studies)
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I just took a sat test turns out I’m 100% a clown
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oh echi, never change.
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eh. i've seen that tweet before and i think it's pretty solid. it's true that we must always view anything echi posts through a lens of horniness, though.
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i’m trying to break free of my shackles
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oh great he’s talking about weird bondage stuff now
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