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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The next poster is one of the best gapers in the game.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



the poster below had the incredible girth to help

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
In my professional opinion, they are much better at posting than Nooner.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That isn’t true I could never be, though this next poster at least is much better at responding to criticism than I am

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Your hair is really nice today.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the next poster lives life to to the fullest and has no regrets

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
That's because I was taught everything I know about anal sex from this spectacular goon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Is a phenomenal ball-player both on and off the court

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


They have impeccable taste in kitchenware

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Never molested any kids

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

tried not to molest kids

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

The poster below really helped be me out when I needed to demonstrate how a sewer smells to some school kids. Thank you again!

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
They have never inserted any micronaut pieces into any bodily orifices as far as I am aware.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


The poster below always uses their turn signal

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The poster below only sometimes jacks their fat cock off to Japanese cartoons

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
They make really good cartoons.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


They use antlers in all of their decorating and are particularly good at expectorating

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Is able to procure ANY type of antler a feller might need, even the ones some folks might consider…unethical.


*spits*

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

properly pronounces chaise longue and makes a good soft-boiled egg.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The poster right below me gargles human testicles like a god drat champ

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Have some really nice lush pubes. Some of the best

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

homey has got bic razor skills and can keep a secret

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

This poster knows that they're supposed to sell all the remaining chicken in the deli case before making more, but made another fresh batch for you just because

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
is a cutie pie doll face

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Congratulations on finally beating syphilis.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Can pull off a pair of oversized jorts and get laid wearing them

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Can go through TSA and not get randomly searched

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Is really good at pulling off my oversized jorts.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Buys used jorts for above market price

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
*points down* this man right here has the voice of an angel, and the biggest dick on the forum. (If the poster below is female then they have the largest, most cavernous vagina on the forum)

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Nobody has worked as hard as the poster below to so thoroughly deserved their place as national cum guzzler of the year 2022. A terrific effort all round. Congratulations and I look forward to seeing how you do at the internationals next year.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
*wipes mouth, catches breath*

⬇️ This guy jizzes hard

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I owe it all to the amazing health supplements I bought from the following poster's courageous and insightful right wing conspiracy show.

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