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I'd probably let them bottom for me
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Feb 15, 2022 13:48
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They could have kept Bob Sagget alive , if they had the power to do so, which I wish they did.
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Feb 15, 2022 13:54
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They mean well and I don't blame them for what happened at Disneyland
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Feb 15, 2022 14:04
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I heard they aren't afraid of spiders
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Feb 15, 2022 14:05
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We've had our differences of opinion in the past but I have always respected your gumption, whoever you are.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:06
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They're a loose cannon, but they get results dammit!
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Feb 15, 2022 14:13
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If I was dead I would let them eat some of me. You cant say that about everyone.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:15
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smells only 50% as offensive as the average goon
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Feb 15, 2022 14:15
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Is a fine example of a GBS poster. Kudos. 
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Feb 15, 2022 14:16
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Although they may lack sexual experience and attractiveness, they more than make up for it with their mastery of the ukelele 
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Feb 15, 2022 14:17
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They clean-up well considering everything
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Feb 15, 2022 14:25
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They've got a really top notch set of knockers.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:26
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Their obsession with door accessories was charming enough that I went and bought some rad knockers
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Feb 15, 2022 14:27
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Mr "Just Change the rail gauge". J. Laughingstock Esq.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:32
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They know how to craft some amazing knobs and knockers, check their shop out!
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Feb 15, 2022 14:32
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They are a truly lovely person with ample breasts and/or a considerably sized penis
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Feb 15, 2022 14:34
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Amazing deep throat skills, best I’ve ever had.
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Feb 15, 2022 14:36
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Throat G.o.a.t. just ask HITLER
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Feb 15, 2022 14:59
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Amazing deep throat skills, best I’ve ever had. One of most generous directors I've ever worked with. Was very complimentary about my portrayal of deep throat in our stage adaptation of All the President's men.
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Feb 15, 2022 15:00
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Queer as hell, but in that 'smells like a library' sense.
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Feb 15, 2022 15:23
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No, I'm Killing myself BECAUSE I read their post and it was SO GOOD.
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Feb 15, 2022 15:24
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I honestly smile whenever I see their posts. I want to kiss and hug them every time they give their opinion or thoughts on something awful dot com
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Feb 15, 2022 15:25
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the persistent depression caused by my overriding terror of being kissed or hugged which would surely cause me an instant fatal heart attack is lessened somewhat by your insightful and empathetic perspective
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Feb 15, 2022 15:41
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Ahmf
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Feb 15, 2022 15:51
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they look drat good in those boxer briefs/panties
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Feb 15, 2022 16:02
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Left these boxer briefs/panties at my mom’s house and were nice enough to let me keep them!
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Feb 15, 2022 16:04
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They've never pozzed a neg hole, no matter how much they want to.
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Feb 15, 2022 16:27
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Their social security number is 385-72-4891
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Feb 15, 2022 16:28
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A real class act. Owed me money for so long I forgot about it myself. Next time we saw each other they said, "Hold on, I gotta hit up the ATM. BRB." Came back with a crisp new twenty. That's just the kind of person they are.
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Feb 15, 2022 16:29
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I was in the woods taking a dump and it wouldnt end. It was long and traling out of my rear end. I was like a wounded deer. Luckily the above poster came by and said they were more than happy to chew through the cthonic mass and well, theres no better praise than recognition
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Feb 15, 2022 16:31
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He lets me call him Rick
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Feb 15, 2022 16:36
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The allegations are really concerning but we should keep in mind that on the internet this stuff can get exaggerated, intentionally or not. I think we should at least wait to hear their side of it before jumping to conclusions.
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Feb 15, 2022 16:39
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Really knows what’s good for them and is NOT going to open their pretty little mouth about anything they might know about the “incident”.
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Feb 15, 2022 16:44
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Knows their way around a cup of coffee.
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Feb 15, 2022 16:57
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They look great in those pants, really makes their rear end pop.
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Feb 15, 2022 17:03
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They always share their fries and that's really dang swell
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Feb 15, 2022 17:09
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They smell much better than you'd think
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Feb 15, 2022 17:59
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They eat pineapple even though they don't like it, just to make things as pleasant as possible.
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Feb 15, 2022 18:06
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They sent me a heartfelt letter of apology after having diarrhea on the new carpet. I would not invite them back but I don’t bear them any ill will.
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