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Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Milk milk
Also milk
Around the corner
Chocolate silk!

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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
yes, op

milk does a body good
cum does a body GREAT

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
milk is usually served cold

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Yaldabaoth posted:

Every person who brings this up almost always turns out to be a vegan harping on people who drink milk.

i drink about 8 gallons a week

i cant say im surprised you dont know poo poo tho lol

its the cheapest way to get a quick 1500 extra calories in your day with decent macros

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Worf posted:

i drink about 8 gallons a week

i cant say im surprised you dont know poo poo tho lol

its the cheapest way to get a quick 1500 extra calories in your day with decent macros

How do you even get that much cum in a week?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Vinny Possum posted:

How do you even get that much cum in a week?

im cute

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Worf posted:

it seems like theyre quite similar and come out of simlarly shaped things

Sorry your dick is shaped like a milk carton.

Yeah, pretty similar otherwise though, well observed. I should drink more milk. :gizz:

Next cum thread you make in GBS please consider using the I love cum smiley on the posting webform, I love to see it.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Light Gun Man posted:

milk is usually served cold

Maybe with that attitude it is

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I drink all of my milk like I drink my cum, as a warm treat suckled down before bed

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

BigBadSteve posted:

Sorry your dick is shaped like a milk carton.

Yeah, pretty similar otherwise though, well observed. I should drink more milk. :gizz:

Next cum thread you make in GBS please consider using the I love cum smiley on the posting webform, I love to see it.

i wanted to be inclusive of the fact that milk was also technically a snack and i wasnt sure if cum and milk were identical, as they are, when i made the thread

next time i will

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Worf I'm not actually sure you know what milk is

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
milk, silk
a bedspread or a quilt
icing on a cake or a serene translucent cum
dariaaaaaaaaaa

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

It's a pleasure to be here, DST

Whoa, think about this:

You can milk cum, but can you cum milk? :thunk:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whoa, think about this:

You can milk cum, but can you cum milk? :thunk:

I believe in u

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I have cum, Greg. Can you milk me?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I've never milked a cow but I once heard it described as "Yanking hot snot out of some disinterested homeless mans penis" so maybe.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Valko posted:

I've never milked a cow but I once heard it described as "Yanking hot snot out of some disinterested homeless mans penis" so maybe.

Well have you done the latter

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
There is some difference but not enough to make it worth switching.

Some believe if you inject milk into your rear end it will give birth to a cow but that's bullshit.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Valko posted:

I've never milked a cow but I once heard it described as "Yanking hot snot out of some disinterested homeless mans penis" so maybe.

That's some very thick milk

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Love squirting thick ropy milk straight out of the jug :q:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
If you put cum in a Cheerio and eat it, it explodes in your throat like pop rocks.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
Semen lengthens your teleomeres and extends life. Milk shortens teleomeres and brings death.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My telemeres are lengthening as we speak :pervert:

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Vitruvian Manic posted:

Semen lengthens your teleomeres and extends life. Milk shortens teleomeres and brings death.

so if you drink a 50/50 mix of cum/milk your telomeres will be alright

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Space Kablooey posted:

so if you drink a 50/50 mix of cum/milk your telomeres will be alright

look for the 69% label in your local grocers dairy aisle

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP u a gay mfer haha low key real talk doe haha smdh

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

When we were little my brother was drinking a glass of milk and he was like “haha hey Chrs guess what I’m drinking COW PEE” and we thought it was the most hilarious thing but we were wrong and he was in fact guzzling down a big load of cow jizz

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Please don’t feed cum to babies, OP. Cum is NOT the same as milk.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
I’m allergic to dairy, but I enjoy a good protein shake

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DamnCanadian posted:

I’m allergic to dairy, but I enjoy a good protein shake

step 1 : shake
step 2 : protein

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