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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

it seems like theyre quite similar and come out of simlarly shaped things

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they are in fact identical

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
dont be crass, op

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER
One comes out of a cow's tit, the other goes into my coffee

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Titties and dicks are not the same thing OP.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Drink large amounts of both OP and let us know

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





All “milk” is just rebranded cum. Wake up sheeple!

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Titties and dicks are not the same thing OP.

Fuxked up if true

Vakal
May 11, 2008
If I remember my biology, mammary glands are just mutated hair follicles, so milk is probably closer to sweat.

Edit: Wait, maybe it was just a straight up sweat gland.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hector Delgado posted:

Drink large amounts of both OP and let us know

This. Just take lots of notes, that's the difference between science and perversion.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There are some slight differences OP. Meet me behind the 7-11 on 3rd and I’ll whip up a few samples for you.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah i don't shoot MILK out of my nipples

FrozenGoldfishGod
Oct 29, 2009

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT POST!



Worf posted:

it seems like theyre quite similar and come out of simlarly shaped things

Don't be stupid OP, nobody drinks milk.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you squeeze the left nut you get milk, right nut is cum, squeeze em both for piss.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
in porn literally any body part can ejaculate any body fluid, but it's best not to go down that rabbit hole

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Bloop posted:

yeah i don't shoot MILK out of my nipples

Not yet you don't

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thinking about this application w/r/t ghosts and ectoplasm atm

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Please subscribe to my new YouTube channel “Milk or Cum?”

You won’t BELIEVE who my first guests are!!!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Worf posted:

it seems like theyre quite similar and come out of simlarly shaped things

Every person who brings this up almost always turns out to be a vegan harping on people who drink milk.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you aren't having sex with ectoplasmic ejaculating ghosts shooting milk from their nipples are you even HAVING sex?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

If you aren't having sex with ectoplasmic ejaculating ghosts shooting milk from their nipples are you even HAVING sex?

:hmmyes:

it's clear some itt have yet to achieve enlightenment

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump
yes but only if you milk the bull

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Wiping milk on a dress won’t cause you to get impeached.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Wiping milk on a dress won’t cause you to get impeached.

:hmmyes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Wiping milk on a dress won’t cause you to get impeached.

I could wipe the breast milk of a woman who is not the first lady nor my wife (i'm the president) on the dress of Queen of England, slap her in the mouth and tiktok the whole thing and then swear, under oath, to congress that it wasn't me (then she caught me in the shower, it wasnt me) and get impeached that way.

That is my promise to you, the voter.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

kntfkr posted:

I could wipe the breast milk of a woman who is not the first lady nor my wife (i'm the president) on the dress of Queen of England, slap her in the mouth and tiktok the whole thing and then swear, under oath, to congress that it wasn't me (then she caught me in the shower, it wasnt me) and get impeached that way.

That is my promise to you, the voter.

Knutfucker you have done it again!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
vote 4 me (please)

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Please subscribe to my new YouTube channel “Milk or Cum?”

You won’t BELIEVE who my first guests are!!!
If one of them isn't OP's mom you've really missed an opportunity.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Knutfucker you have done it again!

Oh is that what that stands for

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

The Bloop posted:

Oh is that what that stands for

My phone won’t let me type anything else

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

there is a significant difference

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


it's cum and snot that are similar iirc

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Giraffe posted:

If one of them isn't OP's mom you've really missed an opportunity.

Having her on wouldn’t be fair to the other contestants.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Space Kablooey posted:

it's cum and snot that are similar iirc

ectoplasm.............

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



No.

Close the thread

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

ectoplasm.............

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Doc Fission posted:

No.

Close the thread

lets nnot be hasty here doc

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Worf posted:

it seems like theyre quite similar and come out of simlarly shaped things

I dunno OP but I'd gladly fill my rear end with eitehr one of them

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Please subscribe to my new YouTube channel “Milk or Cum?”

You won’t BELIEVE who my first guests are!!!

It's a pleasure to be here, DST

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Every person who brings this up almost always turns out to be a vegan harping on people who drink milk.

I like sucking dick and drinking milk*. Checkmate, vegans!











*Not at the same time.

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