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a mysterious cloak posted:I locked my son out of the PC and Xbox I locked my son in the PC and Xbox
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Feb 19, 2022 07:24
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Literally the most evil thing in the thread holy poo poo
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*kidnaps and doses guy with methamphetamine and datura, puts him at the bottom of a mountain prone for an avalanche, coats his body in bullet ants and gympie-gympie leaves, triggers explosives at the top of the mountain* heh, nothing personnel kid 
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Feb 19, 2022 09:10
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*pisses on the sauna rocks*
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Poohs Packin posted:*pisses on the sauna rocks* dude what the gently caress
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*stabs security cars tires*
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Mac and Cheese posted:dude what the gently caress 
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im going to fart on my own balls 
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poo poo in your pants so people think you poo poo your pants
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*cruises the long freeway on-ramp at 25 mph, gets into the merging lane at 35 mph, prepares to merge onto the freeway at 45 mph, and merges onto the freeway at 55 mph while the freeway is going 70 mph++* *all with you directly behind me* 
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steals your identity and does your taxes wrong
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You Are A Elf posted:*cruises the long freeway on-ramp at 25 mph, gets into the merging lane at 35 mph, prepares to merge onto the freeway at 45 mph, and merges onto the freeway at 55 mph while the freeway is going 70 mph++* 
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Booty Pageant posted:i use two, no three sheets of paper towels in public restrooms after i wash my hands >:~) This Is the Zodiac fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Feb 19, 2022 |
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Feb 19, 2022 14:30
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Chinatown posted:*takes huge travel poo poo at airport. doesnt flush and leaves it for the next person to admire* I actually Do flush it, it doesn`t go down, I leave the bathroom asap and flee as the water begins to seep out from under the stall
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*leaves grocery cart in the parking lot on a windy day even though the corral is right over there*
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i'll be offering empathy and forgiveness to both trump voters and nazi sympathizers.
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doctorfrog posted:*drives the speed limit* ok there's been some real bad poo poo posted in here but this sicko? I'm queuing you up for a perma, you disgusting filth
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revvin a woodchipper at 7:30am in yer neighborhood, makin about $32 bux an hour 
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20 Blunts posted:revvin a woodchipper at 7:30am in yer neighborhood, makin about $32 bux an hour That's just lawful neutral
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tak a dook in ya cornflakes
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peepees in your coca cola 
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Chinatown posted:peepees in your coca cola
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I break into people's homes but instead of stealing I ruin the Feng Sui by rearranging all their furniture.
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firing a beam and slowly sweeping it across the arena. You have to hide behind an obstacle to avoid it. When I’m at 25% health there are two beams
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I steal next week's TV Guide.
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Wizard
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tak a dook in ya slippers
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*invents time travel just to go back in time and become the SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE guy*
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I travel back in time and stealthily rewrite the manuscript so that Snape doesn't kill Dumbledore.
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Feb 19, 2022 22:21
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Chinatown posted:"changed my mind, i dont want this refrigerated food item" Someone left this perfectly good warm yogurt in the chips aisle, guess it's up to me to put it back
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*switches salt and pepper shakers, which is now a joke people have to go with for like a year until it’s time to refill the shakers* *salt (pepper) shaker runs out first* *screaming and shrieking* “noooooo, we have to use up ALL THE PEPPER first so we can get these shakers back to normal”  *is not Dustin Hoffman from rainman, honestly*
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