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*takes huge travel poo poo at airport. doesnt flush and leaves it for the next person to admire*
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*Shits on the previously left poo poo making it look like an uber poo poo. I claim it all as my own leavings and twirl my mustache as a leave it unflushed AGAIN
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Feb 19, 2022 03:00
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God drat man even hitler would be all like wtf dude. 
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Feb 19, 2022 03:01
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I put a tack on your chair and laugh about it you moranus
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Feb 19, 2022 03:06
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pisses on your pants so people think you pissed your pants
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Feb 19, 2022 03:07
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OP, did you forget how to spell malevolence?
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Feb 19, 2022 03:07
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Yaldabaoth posted:OP, did you forget how to spell malevolence? apparently yaeh FUCKHEAD *slaps the drink outta your hand* yeah bivcch WHAT
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Feb 19, 2022 03:09
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You sound drunk, so the worst thing I can do to you right now is cut you off.
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Feb 19, 2022 03:14
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Straight to the store in my PJs and the crustiest feet imaginable
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Feb 19, 2022 03:15
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*opens the previously sealed jar of peanut butter in your pantry and takes a big ol' lick off the top before closing it up and carefully putting it back how it was*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:19
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*presses every button in highrise elevator* 
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Feb 19, 2022 03:20
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*goes into ur spotify playlists and adds a liberal sprinkling of phil collins*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:22
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*posts a thread on a forum to discuss circumcision*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:26
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*rates your thread a 1*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:26
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*drives the speed limit*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:29
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*Puts users on the ignore list, just to watch them there*
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Feb 19, 2022 03:29
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doctorfrog posted:*drives the speed limit* 
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Feb 19, 2022 03:35
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i'm going to go back in time and invent social media
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Feb 19, 2022 03:40
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okay i'm back and twitter has always been real muahahaha
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Feb 19, 2022 03:41
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When I hit you I drain experience points.
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Feb 19, 2022 03:43
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SAY YOHO posted:When I hit you I permanently drain stat points
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Feb 19, 2022 03:45
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I drain your intelligence to zero and your tombstone reads: "too stupid to live"
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Feb 19, 2022 03:48
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Posts detailed thread about my discovery that penis size does really matter
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Feb 19, 2022 03:59
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doctorfrog posted:*drives the speed limit* Piece of poo poo
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Feb 19, 2022 04:00
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Spinz posted:Posts detailed thread about my discovery that penis size does really matter Queue 1000 "but my girlfriend says" posts. Me: 
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Feb 19, 2022 04:01
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voted 1.
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Feb 19, 2022 04:09
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setting my air conditioner to 72 degrees instead of the 78 degrees recommended by the power company to save energy posting from FL, it was in the 80s in February today 
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_median_age Check. You're over it.
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Feb 19, 2022 04:30
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Spinz posted:Posts detailed thread about my discovery that penis size does really matter hosed up
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Feb 19, 2022 04:52
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Steals the cum! RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DICK!
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Feb 19, 2022 04:56
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*carves his face into the face of your favorite funco pop*
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Feb 19, 2022 05:11
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tak a dook in ya backpack
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Feb 19, 2022 05:14
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i use two, no three sheets of paper towels in public restrooms after i wash my hands >:~)
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Feb 19, 2022 05:27
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Fucks your mother and gives her a kid she can actually love
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Feb 19, 2022 05:29
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tak a dook in ya clothes dryr
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Feb 19, 2022 05:32
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I took two pieces of cake at the office party. I'm not even gonna eat em
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Feb 19, 2022 05:36
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It's called malevolence for a reason
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Feb 19, 2022 06:29
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thats it im gonna leave the toilet seat up on every toilet i use!!!!!
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Feb 19, 2022 06:45
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"changed my mind, i dont want this refrigerated food item" *leaves it on some random shelf in the middle of the supermarket*
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I saw a nail in a parking lot and just left it there
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