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Escape From Noise

[Sarah McLachlan begins to play]

Every winter, dads the world over are flushing hundreds of dollars down the goddamn toilet, because of somebody messing with the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater. Their hard earned money swept away with the heat from someone letting all the hot air out and the cold in because they keep leaving the door open.

We here at The Dad Fund are trying to help. For as little as a cup of coffee a day (unless you're smart and just bring a thermos from home) you could help compensate a dad for the money that's being thrown away on heating, and provide them with a thick sweater and socks if you're so cold. At least put one on yourself. Money doesn't grow on trees.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 06:35

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:31

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

dad to me, enjoying the breeze: �were you born in a god damned tent?!?!?!!!�

me, still enjoying the breeze to dad: �you�d know! �

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# ? Feb 19, 2022 06:53

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

It's payback for all those darned dad jokes :bahgawd:

# ? Feb 19, 2022 08:26

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Escape From Noise posted:

[Sarah McLachlan begins to play]

Every winter, dads the world over are flushing hundreds of dollars down the goddamn toilet, because of somebody messing with the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater. Their hard earned money swept away with the heat from someone letting all the hot air out and the cold in because they keep leaving the door open.

We here at The Dad Fund are trying to help. For as little as a cup of coffee a day (unless you're smart and just bring a thermos from home) you could help compensate a dad for the money that's being thrown away on heating, and provide them with a thick sweater and socks if you're so cold. At least put one on yourself. Money doesn't grow on trees.

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

thousands of dads are abandoned at home depot every year. please, open your heart and home to a new dad today! they can mow your lawn and make comments about the soundness of your homes foundation, for just a few admissions that the camping trip really was fun a year.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 20, 2022 00:21

google THIS

Some of these dads have been forced to live on as little as one six-pack of IPA a week, a cable package with only three sports channels, and a brand new recliner. With your help they can relax in the farty stained plaid monstrosity of a chair every dad deserves

# ? Feb 20, 2022 01:14

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Some of these dads have been forced to live on as little as one six-pack of IPA a week, a cable package with only three sports channels, and a brand new recliner. With your help they can relax in the farty stained plaid monstrosity of a chair every dad deserves

# ? Feb 20, 2022 06:40

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

lmao

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# ? Feb 20, 2022 13:54

google THIS

Shot of a dad staring dolefully through steel bars, followed by a shot from a different angle showing that he's staring at his completely inadequate grill

# ? Feb 21, 2022 06:14

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

are you not letting dad sleep in on the weekend? conversely, is your dad going to wake you up way too early on the weekend? are you not sure which one to expect next saturday?

for every purchase of our helpful book, "my house, my rules: translating dad," we'll donate $5 to a needy dad to buy another pack of batteries for the drawer

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# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:01

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

*sad pictures of dads mowing the yard in dirty, grass stained white new balance sneakers*
for just a nickel a day, you could ensure these dad don't have to wear their grass-cutting shoes out in public

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# ? Feb 21, 2022 18:51

Twenty Four

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

*sad pictures of dads mowing the yard in dirty, grass stained white new balance sneakers*
for just a nickel a day, you could ensure these dad don't have to wear their grass-cutting shoes out in public

I mean they still will, they just bought these shoes back in August (3 years ago), but they wouldn't have to.

# ? Feb 22, 2022 00:04

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

*sad pictures of dads mowing the yard in dirty, grass stained white new balance sneakers*
for just a nickel a day, you could ensure these dad don't have to wear their grass-cutting shoes out in public

For a few dollars more, you can provide a dad in need with a riding mower. So he won't have to throw his goddamn back out pushing that thing up the hill. So please. Won't you give?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 16:25

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Shot of a dad staring dolefully through steel bars, followed by a shot from a different angle showing that he's staring at his completely inadequate grill

Charcoal or gas?

# ? Feb 22, 2022 16:27

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Escape From Noise posted:

Charcoal or gas?

whichever one he has the dad will be a passionate defender of

more so than when ryan took his son�s best baseball card and then when you punched him and got sent to the principal he just bitched about having to leave work to pick you up and he doesn�t understand it was carl everett�s rookie card and he is going to be sooooo good someday so just keep telling me how charcoal has better flavor over and over again DAD

HUSKY DILF fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Feb 23, 2022

# ? Feb 23, 2022 16:36

FutonForensic

Sarah McLachlan gingerly places a cocktail wiener in the hand of a hungry dad

# ? Feb 23, 2022 16:52

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

Sarah McLachlan gingerly places a cocktail wiener in the hand of a hungry dad

Dad spends the next half hour making weiner jokes but really he's smiling through the pain of not having a Big Green Egg.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 06:05

Escape From Noise

Every year, thousands of dads have to rewash the dishes from the dishwasher. Because it's a piece of poo poo. Also the kids didn't load it properly and used too much detergent so it gave everything a weird film. For just pennies a day (which used to get you a ticket to a movie, a bag of popcorn, and some jujubes) you could get a dad a new top of the line dishwasher and maybe some lessons on how to load the goddamn thing. Maybe they can watch it on their phones so they'll pay attention!

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