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[Sarah McLachlan begins to play]
Every winter, dads the world over are flushing hundreds of dollars down the goddamn toilet, because of somebody messing with the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater. Their hard earned money swept away with the heat from someone letting all the hot air out and the cold in because they keep leaving the door open.
We here at The Dad Fund are trying to help. For as little as a cup of coffee a day (unless you're smart and just bring a thermos from home) you could help compensate a dad for the money that's being thrown away on heating, and provide them with a thick sweater and socks if you're so cold. At least put one on yourself. Money doesn't grow on trees.
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Feb 19, 2022 06:35
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Apr 29, 2024 12:13
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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It's payback for all those darned dad jokes
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Feb 19, 2022 08:26
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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[Sarah McLachlan begins to play]
Every winter, dads the world over are flushing hundreds of dollars down the goddamn toilet, because of somebody messing with the thermostat instead of putting on a sweater. Their hard earned money swept away with the heat from someone letting all the hot air out and the cold in because they keep leaving the door open.
We here at The Dad Fund are trying to help. For as little as a cup of coffee a day (unless you're smart and just bring a thermos from home) you could help compensate a dad for the money that's being thrown away on heating, and provide them with a thick sweater and socks if you're so cold. At least put one on yourself. Money doesn't grow on trees.
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Feb 20, 2022 00:13
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- google THIS
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Some of these dads have been forced to live on as little as one six-pack of IPA a week, a cable package with only three sports channels, and a brand new recliner. With your help they can relax in the farty stained plaid monstrosity of a chair every dad deserves
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Feb 20, 2022 01:14
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Some of these dads have been forced to live on as little as one six-pack of IPA a week, a cable package with only three sports channels, and a brand new recliner. With your help they can relax in the farty stained plaid monstrosity of a chair every dad deserves
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Feb 20, 2022 06:40
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- google THIS
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Shot of a dad staring dolefully through steel bars, followed by a shot from a different angle showing that he's staring at his completely inadequate grill
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Feb 21, 2022 06:14
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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are you not letting dad sleep in on the weekend? conversely, is your dad going to wake you up way too early on the weekend? are you not sure which one to expect next saturday?
for every purchase of our helpful book, "my house, my rules: translating dad," we'll donate $5 to a needy dad to buy another pack of batteries for the drawer
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Feb 21, 2022 18:01
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*sad pictures of dads mowing the yard in dirty, grass stained white new balance sneakers*
for just a nickel a day, you could ensure these dad don't have to wear their grass-cutting shoes out in public
For a few dollars more, you can provide a dad in need with a riding mower. So he won't have to throw his goddamn back out pushing that thing up the hill. So please. Won't you give?
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Feb 22, 2022 16:25
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Shot of a dad staring dolefully through steel bars, followed by a shot from a different angle showing that he's staring at his completely inadequate grill
Charcoal or gas?
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Feb 22, 2022 16:27
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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whichever one he has the dad will be a passionate defender of
more so than when ryan took his son’s best baseball card and then when you punched him and got sent to the principal he just bitched about having to leave work to pick you up and he doesn’t understand it was carl everett’s rookie card and he is going to be sooooo good someday so just keep telling me how charcoal has better flavor over and over again DAD
HUSKY DILF fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Feb 23, 2022
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Feb 23, 2022 16:36
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Sarah McLachlan gingerly places a cocktail wiener in the hand of a hungry dad
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Feb 23, 2022 16:52
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Sarah McLachlan gingerly places a cocktail wiener in the hand of a hungry dad
Dad spends the next half hour making weiner jokes but really he's smiling through the pain of not having a Big Green Egg.
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Feb 24, 2022 06:05
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Fence around dad's seat at the dinner table to keep him from eating over the sink.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:42
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Dad spends the next half hour making weiner jokes but really he's smiling through the pain of not having a Big Green Egg.
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Nov 15, 2023 01:14
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Apr 29, 2024 12:13
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- nesamdoom
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nesaM killed Masen
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Please everybody, the winter is cold and dads need new socks for christmas.
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