thinkin bout the super mario bros movie and maybe they can explore like the origins of wario you know like he used to just be a normally proportioned human man named Walter Ario and having mario jump around collectin coins and possessing people drove him to insanity, causing him to gain 400 pounds and grow a really weird mustache Putty fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 22, 2022 |
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thta guy who drives the little RC car in new donk city mightve gotten like irreparable damage to his DNA after being captured, causing his mind and body to slowly morph into a marioid against his will or maybe like mario captured him then had sex with his wife, the resulting child being Young Wario ala Young Sheldon |
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# ? Feb 22, 2022 16:06 |
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wario played by devito. waluigi played by hugh laurie. you give me the stars, i'll give you a script
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FutonForensic posted:wario played by devito. waluigi played by hugh laurie. you give me the stars, i'll give you a script dang, these are both great. i would think i'd be blown away more by the wario casting than the waluigi casting but it's the opposite
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this is very secret lore but i believe that wario and waluigi are time travelling mario and luigi from a dark future mired with greed. what is the natural conclusion of being given a "free man" every hundred coins but a growing obsession with wealth as the secret to eternal life. when the mario historio book is released and they chart out the timeline of all the games i will be vindicated.
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Heather Papps posted:this is very secret lore but i believe that wario and waluigi are time travelling mario and luigi from a dark future mired with greed. what is the natural conclusion of being given a "free man" every hundred coins but a growing obsession with wealth as the secret to eternal life. v plausible |
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lmao |
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“here I go”. |
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looking for a professional musician to make a somber, downtempo of this for the movie trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kwoHOciDM
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# ? Feb 23, 2022 21:52 |
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It's Wario's world, we're just livin' in it! |
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FutonForensic posted:wario played by devito. waluigi played by hugh laurie. you give me the stars, i'll give you a script Mario is still played by Bob Hoskins though. |
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Wario and Waluigi are an alternate dimension Mario and Luigi that were identical to their counterparts until they fell in with a cult dedicated to the somewhat obscure Egyptian god Wah |
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"drat that Mario!!! How could he possibility have made a fortune in gold? He's cheating! Everyone's cheating but me!" Walter said as he continued to trash his lovely apartment, pulling at his tie and mustache in frustration. The garlic pizza he left out had gone rancid, not a bite in days. "If only my peers could see how Chemical W could make us rich! There's no money to be made in demolition! No gold in the walls! Whhhy??? Wahhyyy??? Wahhhh!!!!!" It didn't have to happen. Nobody should ever have become victim to such a repulsive chain reaction. Walter would become the first to find out that his beloved "Chemical W" had DNA changing properties. All it took was a compound found in rotten garlic, trace amounts of Chemical W mixed with mozzarella grease, and a one-in-a-million chance for a bolt of lightning to strike his humble New Jersey abode. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Mario is still played by Bob Hoskins though. "you need a wario? i can be your wario." bob hoskins says, attempting to do a handstand free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 27, 2022 |
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