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Colonel Cancer posted:It's a wand, honey. if you can beat someone to death with it, it's a scepter
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My scepter has a wisecracking skull on top wearing a jester’s hat. He provides inappropriate comic relief during my adventures, but he’s a minor artifact that boosts my CON, WIS, and INT by +2 while I’m attuned to him and lets me cast any cantrip at will, so I think I’ll keep him.
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Feb 23, 2022 18:22
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Has anyone had any experience with scepters they bought off of Amazon? I thought I got a sweet deal, but every time I transmogrify something it becomes a duck. It doesn't matter what, as it always becomes a duck. I have about 50 ducks of various sizes. I there something I'm missing or did I get a bad deal? Addendum: The seller "xXWhi$$MastaXx no longer exists! I payed 20 good souls for this!
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Feb 23, 2022 18:35
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Sceptre? The gently caress would I need a sceptre for when I have my cards???
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Feb 23, 2022 20:24
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*My barbarian rolls a nat 20 and beats you to death with your own lovely scepter* -quickly reviews notes- Uhh, ummm, the scepter was enchanted with the Contingency spell that activates when used against it's user and teleports them and the scepter to a demi-plane We, uh, this- this seems like a good spot to end the session, guys, yeah?
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Feb 23, 2022 20:54
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My scepter has a wisecracking skull on top wearing a jester’s hat. He provides inappropriate comic relief during my adventures, but he’s a minor artifact that boosts my CON, WIS, and INT by +2 while I’m attuned to him and lets me cast any cantrip at will, so I think I’ll keep him. Your goofy skull buddy is great lol! But it is saying some pretty inappropriate stuff. Whoa! Might want to tell them that making jokes about the Chinese and/or pee-pee filled sodas is making the other adventurers uncomfortable
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Feb 23, 2022 21:04
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Your goofy skull buddy is great lol! But it is saying some pretty inappropriate stuff. Whoa! Might want to tell them that making jokes about the Chinese and/or pee-pee filled sodas is making the other adventurers uncomfortable Look he’s not even from this plane of existence, you can’t expect him to immediately know what’s ok and what crosses the line. He’s from Mystara, he doesn’t know any better.
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Feb 23, 2022 21:23
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Look he’s not even from this plane of existence, you can’t expect him to immediately know what’s ok and what crosses the line. He’s from Mystara, he doesn’t know any better. oh great so he's not just a floating wisecracking skull, he's also an illegal immigrant? You know we have skulls here looking for work that can't find anything because of these drat Mystarans coming here and taking the jobs? I watched this documentary on my scrying orb all about the mystaran problem that really opened my eyes, you gotta know the truth man
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Feb 23, 2022 21:59
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El Diablo Bob O posted:Has anyone had any experience with scepters they bought off of Amazon? I thought I got a sweet deal, but every time I transmogrify something it becomes a duck. It doesn't matter what, as it always becomes a duck. I'll take it off you hands, right after I finish completing the forms to trademark "Kentucky Fried Duck"
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Feb 23, 2022 22:03
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Danger - Octopus! posted:oh great so he's not just a floating wisecracking skull, he's also an illegal immigrant? You know we have skulls here looking for work that can't find anything because of these drat Mystarans coming here and taking the jobs? I watched this documentary on my scrying orb all about the mystaran problem that really opened my eyes, you gotta know the truth man lol look at the dumbass who has never read a newspaper or a history book. Mystara is a pariah plane. Lawful good Tieflings are murdered when they arrive, that’s just one example of insane Mystaran brutality. My scepter is a refugee from a hostile government (the principalities of glantri) that refused to accept his homosexuality. I know he’s ignorant, but it’s not his fault if he slips and calls an elf the K-word*. *knife-ears
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Feb 23, 2022 22:08
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Would love a duck sceptre. Will trade for a sceptre of embarrassment and self doubt that has a minor backfire problem. You could probably fix it, I can't do that sort of stuff.
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Feb 23, 2022 22:25
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Lucky Guy posted:if you can beat someone to death with it, it's a scepter TIL my love club is a loving scepter.
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Feb 26, 2022 11:45
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How can I tell if what I'm holding is a scepter or a rod?
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Feb 26, 2022 15:42
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Applewhite posted:How can I tell if what I'm holding is a scepter or a rod? You can fit the end of a rod in your mouth. I’ve been told.
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Feb 26, 2022 15:51
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You can fit the end of a rod in your mouth. I’ve been told. Turns out it was a scepter and now my mouth is stuck. I have a whole new problem to deal with
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Feb 26, 2022 15:54
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Applewhite posted:Turns out it was a scepter and now my mouth is stuck. I have a whole new problem to deal with Find somebody who can cast grease.
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Feb 26, 2022 15:55
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Who What Now posted:Yes... yes! The perfect fusion of Orb and Staff, the ultimate magical focus! It channels the infinite energies of the æther and also I can squeeze it between my thighs and pretend it's a really big dick! MWAHAHAHAHA! 'Pretend' it's a dick... yessss... I wonder what that smells like, hahaha... who wants to touch it?... oh, I need to pee, anyone up for a sword fight?
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Feb 26, 2022 16:05
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Mozi posted:this is my scepter, this is my rod...  Av/post combo.
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Feb 26, 2022 16:10
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I put my scepter into a bag of holding and when I went to retrieve it...it came out different. What? No. It LOOKS the same. It just...feels different. No it still WORKS, I said it FEELS different. What do you mean HOW? I don't know...it's LIGHTER or something. Yes. Lighter. Like...it feels like it's hollow or something. No I didn't check how can I check if it's hollow? It's a magic scepter it doesn't open. I'm not going to saw it in half, what am I supposed to do? No I DON'T know if it 'floats now' let me speak to your Magical Manager.
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Feb 26, 2022 16:26
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i have one but its not that great, it can emit a noxious gas cloud and makes a loud sustained farting noise while doing so, i think its called the scepter of sphincters
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Big Beef City posted:I put my scepter into a bag of holding and when I went to retrieve it...it came out different. Did you read a Manual of Gainful Exercise, maybe?
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