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Yes... yes! The perfect fusion of Orb and Staff, the ultimate magical focus! It channels the infinite energies of the æther and also I can squeeze it between my thighs and pretend it's a really big dick! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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wibbler wobbler i turn the op into cobbler
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Feb 23, 2022 05:26
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any other wizards down to touch our balls together
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Feb 23, 2022 05:28
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mine is a hitachi
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Feb 23, 2022 05:31
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This wizard's staff has a knob on the end.
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Feb 23, 2022 05:32
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It's a wand, honey.
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Feb 23, 2022 05:56
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I think I'd prefer a stave, less likely to misplace it and you can wack a dude on the noggin wiff it.
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Feb 23, 2022 05:58
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Charles Bukowski posted:I think I'd prefer a stave, less likely to misplace it and you can wack a dude on the noggin wiff it. have you considered a cane that conceals a blade inside?
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Feb 23, 2022 06:00
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First rule of magic club, swing around a magic club.
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Dark Wizard: "Any last words, hero?" Heroic Warrior: "... Bet you can't fit that whole thing in your mouth." Dark Wizard: "Huh? What thing?" Heroic Warrior: "That ball on your scepter. You ever try it?" Dark Wizard: "I - why would I - I mean, I definitely could, it's just..." Heroic Warrior: "C'mon, don't be a wuss."
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Feb 23, 2022 06:04
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Bad Purchase posted:have you considered a cane that conceals a blade inside? No, that's stupid. Instead why not a cane that conceals a magickal scepter that in its own hollow interior conceals a magickal wand?
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Feb 23, 2022 06:11
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telescoping, of course
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Feb 23, 2022 06:12
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this is my scepter, this is my rod this is for magic, this is for Claude
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Feb 23, 2022 06:12
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Colonel Cancer posted:No, that's stupid. Instead why not a cane that conceals a magickal scepter that in its own hollow interior conceals a magickal wand? A scepter with a detachable underslung wand bayonet.
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Feb 23, 2022 06:13
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i cast magic missile it's cum the missile is cim 
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Feb 23, 2022 06:15
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precision posted:i cast magic missile Finally gonna cast it on someone, or still just "practicing"?
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Finally gonna cast it on someone, or still just "practicing"? look... i... you need a lot of practice! its... its hard to aim.
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Feb 23, 2022 06:17
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what uf that tips of our scepters touched when we kissed haha what then
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i can finally remote start my car and warp it to my location
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Feb 23, 2022 06:36
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beer gas canister posted:i can finally remote start my car and warp it to my location Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't ever use magic on any form of technology later than 1953. Better make sure that car's an oldie. Yes, 1953. That's the exact year we're up to now. Only old stuff can be magicked. Seems arbitrary? That's magick for you.
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Feb 23, 2022 06:40
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rear end as tight as a drum and i wanna fill it with m a g i c m i s s l e s
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Feb 23, 2022 06:40
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summon greater chicken wings currently on cooldown 30/90
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Feb 23, 2022 06:52
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my magical scepter casts a light spell if I remember to put batteries in it.
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Feb 23, 2022 07:57
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that's a keytar you can't fool me
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It looks so much cooler without one. Watch lightning bolts and fireballs come out of my bare hands.
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Yvershek posted:It looks so much cooler without one. Watch lightning bolts and fireballs come out of my bare hands. I've got a cream for that.
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Feb 23, 2022 09:13
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Feb 23, 2022 09:15
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for some reason my sceptre has a "speed" setting?
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Feb 23, 2022 09:26
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I am working on a spell to suck air into my rear end and release it as a tremendous blast at mine enemies! I'm using the scepter as a magic plug
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Feb 23, 2022 10:20
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Sceptatious, op
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*out of breath and covered in bits of brain and skull after bludgeoning the sorcerer to death with his own sceptre It would seem... that you're... su-sceptre-able to... blunt damage... after all.
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Feb 23, 2022 10:32
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Did someone say blunt damage? 
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kazr posted:wibbler wobbler i turn the op into cobbler
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Where did we get this from? Have you been staying up late reading scepter reviews and forums? Is that why you delete the browser history?
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Feb 23, 2022 11:21
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Bad Purchase posted:have you considered a cane that conceals a blade inside? No joke, my brother bought me one of those. It was ugly as sin and cheap looking, not to mention illegal. I think someone nicked it during a move or some such thing. He also gave me a couple of swords which are sitting in my basement.
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Feb 23, 2022 11:25
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Hell yeah. Time to maketh some fools like down in green pastures then lead them besides quiet waters.
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Feb 23, 2022 12:55
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I just have this stupid loving crozier
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Feb 23, 2022 15:57
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Lol at those losers with magic staves
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Who What Now posted:Yes... yes! The perfect fusion of Orb and Staff, the ultimate magical focus! It channels the infinite energies of the æther and also I can squeeze it between my thighs and pretend it's a really big dick! MWAHAHAHAHA! *My barbarian rolls a nat 20 and beats you to death with your own lovely scepter*
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