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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Did he swallow a pair of socks?

a bullfrog throat implant to puff yourself out and intimidate your enemies

woops forgot what thread i was in

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Pac and Cheese posted:

have you SEEN his twitter profile pic man?? never seen someone so rugged and masculine since duke nukem :swoon:



Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pac and Cheese posted:

have you SEEN his twitter profile pic man?? never seen someone so rugged and masculine since duke nukem :swoon:



Hahaha he's doing the thing dudes with flabby faces do where they throw their lower jaw forward as much as possible to stretch their skin out.

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hahaha he's doing the thing dudes with flabby faces do where they throw their lower jaw forward as much as possible to stretch their skin out.

drat you're right, it's the facial version of a crossed arms biceps flush

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


barmk ima dog lol
Apr 6, 2022

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Pac and Cheese posted:

have you SEEN his twitter profile pic man?? never seen someone so rugged and masculine since duke nukem :swoon:



He's doing an extreme plastic surgery that slowly widens his face more and more; filling the gaps that were made with tiny cuts in his skull. This will eventually be able to house electronics to augment his brain; giving him almost god-like intelligence compared to all humans. Unfortunately, he'll still be made extremely miserable when he finds out what it takes to maintain Twitter.

e:

Good Sphere fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Apr 27, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Good Sphere posted:

He's doing an extreme plastic surgery that slowly widens his face more and more; filling the gaps that were made with tiny cuts in his skull. This will eventually be able to house electronics to augment his brain; giving him almost god-like intelligence compared to all humans. Unfortunately, he'll still be made extremely miserable when he finds out what it takes to maintain Twitter.

All that matters is being a straight man with pale skin, it doesn't mean you won't be ugly as gently caress though.

:preacher:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don’t think his ancestors understood how tribes work. He is definitely a garbage baby that grew up to be a garbage baby.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
You knew it was coming.

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Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Yaldabaoth posted:

You knew it was coming.



Elion Rodgers?

(As if it wasn't obvious enough from my previous post)

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