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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Real pepperheads will tell you, a nuke isn't even as bad on the scovilles as some of these new sauces...ASSREAPER DELUXE in particular. YOWZEEWOWZEE that poo poo is hot!

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



remember the scene in Mars attacks when thet nuke the Mars ship and they just suck it up into a big hooka and toke it?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Real pepperheads will tell you, a nuke isn't even as bad on the scovilles as some of these new sauces...ASSREAPER DELUXE in particular. YOWZEEWOWZEE that poo poo is hot!

mildly
:nws: but i always think of this
https://i.imgur.com/gw7RfEU.png

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

more mildly :nws: obligatory
https://live.staticflickr.com/3634/3490585594_94816db4f5_b.jpg

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wow....we deserved to be nuked.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Fuckstick posted:

Come on now. It’s been nearly a page since a submarine post. Just think of those giant penises under the ocean, full of seamen, just throbbing and ready to dump their hot loads of slightly smaller flying penises Ooh poo poo I gotta go brb

username/post combo game on point

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Submarine in the sea, ICBM on my D.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Ask your wife: Nothing bangs harder than a Nuke

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Give all the sloppy gummers after the radiation makes your teeth fall out.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

numberoneposter posted:

how about instead of death and destruction we launch rainbows and lollipops

anti-personnel cluster lollipops (grape)

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

Ask your husband: Nothing bangs harder than a Nuke

FTFY

Set
Oct 30, 2005
*wrong thread

Set
Oct 30, 2005
*wrong thread doublepost wtf

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

If I had red, frizzy hair I'd totally get that as a hair cut.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

sweet hat

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Nobody cares about nuclear war anymore. Putin is Putin it off now.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Millennials are ruining nuclear war!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

now that the talk of nuclear war has died down i'm MORE afraid of it happening a actually

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

yeah i heard fron a source they were pushing it out to at least after mid-terms

thats like an eternity from now, if my youtube ad experience is any barometer

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

my nuke scenario survival plan is to get a ukelele and walk the wastelands, playing twee indie-sounding covers of raunchy pop music for food and shelter

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hamtaro posted:

my nuke scenario survival plan is to get a ukelele and walk the wastelands, playing twee indie-sounding covers of raunchy pop music for food and shelter

talk about similar wavelengths and synergy

my plan was to enslave roaming buskers as the last great Pitchfork Warlord darling

lets talk health insurance

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFQee_ZBzZI

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
They never tell you this but if you can convince all of the atoms inside a nuclear warhead to just be chill and not get too excited they won't fuse and the bomb just sits there in the sky, defiant to the last.

They never tell you any of that, though...

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


I bet this one is on sale now too!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

KitConstantine posted:

I bet this one is on sale now too!

:buddy:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bust a deal, face the wheel.

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