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We now have the nuclear war and weapons thread. I have tons of good poo poo to post later but I’m also kind of sick with Covid currently…so sorry for a poo poo OP. Enjoy a picture and the excellent movie BY DAWNS EARLY LIGHT.  https://youtu.be/AFLtRIwMqxY Seriously the cast in this movie is bonkers tier and directed by the same guy who did Freddy 2. Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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They say the only winning move is not to play but humans are really good at coming up with technicalities for why they actually won when they really lost.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:14
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u cant hug a child with nuclear arms makes u think...
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Apr 29, 2022 23:18
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sporkstand posted:u cant hug a child with nuclear arms You can actually, makes them warm and fuzzy inside!
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Apr 29, 2022 23:23
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I spend every day from 4pm until sunset pointing my rear end skyward, spreading my butt cheeks wide while repeatedly screaming "NUKE THIS, PUTIN! NUKE MY rear end, COWARD!" and apparently he isn't listening.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:28
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you can't eat rear end with nuclear arms
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Apr 29, 2022 23:32
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I wonder if I should become a prepper. Can you be a prepper if you live in a condo?
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Apr 29, 2022 23:32
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Marshal Prolapse posted:We now have the nuclear war and weapons thread. I have tons of good poo poo to post later but I’m also kind of sick with Covid currently…so sorry for a poo poo OP. Feel better, my dude. By Dawn's Early Light is a great "what if" film from the 90s. I cannot recommend War Games enough as well to get a good look at why nuclear war is just an all around illogical move: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567/
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Apr 29, 2022 23:32
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Chief McHeath posted:I spend every day from 4pm until sunset pointing my rear end skyward, spreading my butt cheeks wide while repeatedly screaming "NUKE THIS, PUTIN! NUKE MY rear end, COWARD!" and apparently he isn't listening. If your rear end is pointed up, then your scream pipe is facing down. He can't hear you. You need to teach that rear end to broadcast.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:33
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The fear of being one of the few hundred people killed in a random terrorist attack is so lame compared to Cold War nuclear annihilation fear.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:33
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Buce posted:I wonder if I should become a prepper. Can you be a prepper if you live in a condo? Sure. PREPARE to take what you need using violence from those weaker than you after whatever goes down happens. Congrats you're more thoroughly prepared than those around you.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:34
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Nuclear war and mutually assured destruction is some gay rear end poo poo ngl!!!
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Apr 29, 2022 23:35
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The apocalypse is gonna be a delicious montage of Hard Men Doing Whatever It Takes trying to rob, and getting their asses kicked by people who simply got to know their neighbours
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Apr 29, 2022 23:37
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He thought that the world's heart beat at some terrible cost and that the world's pain and its beauty moved in a relationship of diverging equity and that in this headlong deficit the blood of multitudes might ultimately be exacted for the vision of a single flower.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:41
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Strategic Tea posted:The apocalypse is gonna be a delicious montage of Hard Men Doing Whatever It Takes trying to rob, and getting their asses kicked by people who simply got to know their neighbours Not really. I mean everyone is gonna die really, really badly in the dark. Most likely wet and cold on top of it, unable to even raise the strength to curse a non-existent god or the world that put them in that spot. Worrying about who knew their neighbor or who took advantage of it for the last 15 minutes the lights were on won't even register for 99.9% of all human life left after whatever goes on. Ok well enjoy the weekend.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:42
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I mean that's the urban survival apocalypse vs the nuclear armageddon apocalypse for you.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:46
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Feel better, my dude. Thanks! Luckily I was vaccinated and boosted so instead of dead I’m just mildly under the weather, which is a nice a trade-off. I’m still just amazed with how good the case they got for up by dawns early light was, next to like citizen X*, it was probably one of the best of the old school original HBO movies. Basically it could out of reading stuff like that hackets World War III book and also loving the ever living poo poo out of playing Harpoon as a kid. I also blame finding a copy of managing nuclear operations in my school‘s library when I was in college and board did I like checking that book again and again. lol Apparently Brookings is putting out a newer updated version of that to cover modern nuclear operations this year. *Funny enough the two movies share a cast member overlap. Jeffery DeMunn
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Apr 29, 2022 23:48
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 got this book from a goodwill. i'll tell you, it made me think twice about committing nuclear holocaust.
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Apr 29, 2022 23:51
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:
Counterpoint and also lol at the music.  https://youtu.be/qPhjMHBBdbM https://youtu.be/8b8LLcdBaQc
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Apr 29, 2022 23:53
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nobody is willing to publish my children's book, 7.75 billion reasons to have a nuclear war
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Apr 30, 2022 00:36
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DUCK AND COVER!!!
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Apr 30, 2022 01:03
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The thing that scares me is their media ramping up on making a nuclear strike somehow not a terrible thing, because they'll all just go to heaven! I included the time stamp, Russian broadcasters taking about the invasion: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcTaLKaRjy4&t=347s
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Apr 30, 2022 01:43
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i believe that nuclear weapons will be used to destroy a major civilian center within the next century, and it will be by accident, not intentionally launched. humans can gently caress up any safety protocol, no matter how many redundancies are in place. it's what separates us from the animals.
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Apr 30, 2022 02:00
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I was told a single Ohio class sub can nuke a billion people. Is this true?
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Apr 30, 2022 02:03
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You can actually, makes them warm and fuzzy inside! Terrifying, yet true
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Apr 30, 2022 02:37
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Tekne posted:I was told a single Ohio class sub can nuke a billion people. Is this true? Real talk: No. It could hit anywhere on earth, so that could kill millions of people. In the abstract? Yes. It could kill everyone
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Apr 30, 2022 02:39
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We should all just nuke eachother, im so tired of being alive.
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Apr 30, 2022 02:44
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does your student debt go away if you're evaporated in atomic armageddon?
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Apr 30, 2022 02:48
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frumpykvetchbot posted:does your student debt go away if you're evaporated in atomic armageddon? no, sorry. In the wasteland you will owe Bank Of America $300,000. It won't mean anything to the collectors, but they will still come
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Apr 30, 2022 02:50
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Well, dang. Was trying to find something to cheer about. Both sides and all that. All things being equal we should maybe not do the atomic armageddon thing then.
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Apr 30, 2022 02:56
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I'm constantly baffled by most people's complete and utter inability to wrap their heads around the correct pronunciation of the word nuclear. Not just random people I talk to IRL, but even newscasters and experts on TV. The word doesn't contain any obscure or difficult phonemes for native English speakers. It's just so arbitrary and stupid. I remember people making fun of George Bush back in the early 2000s for saying nucular, but I think he actually ended up infecting the general public with it and now like 70% of people say it that way.
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Apr 30, 2022 02:57
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frumpykvetchbot posted:Well, dang. Was trying to find something to cheer about. Both sides and all that. sorry to break the news, but, those guys are relentless
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Devils Affricate posted:I'm constantly baffled by most people's complete and utter inability to wrap their heads around the correct pronunciation of the word nuclear. Not just random people I talk to IRL, but even newscasters and experts on TV. The word doesn't contain any obscure or difficult phonemes for native English speakers. It's just so arbitrary and stupid. I remember people making fun of George Bush back in the early 2000s for saying nucular, but I think he actually ended up infecting the general public with it and now like 70% of people say it that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nth4RqqmQZ4
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Apr 30, 2022 03:01
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Devils Affricate posted:I'm constantly baffled by most people's complete and utter inability to wrap their heads around the correct pronunciation of the word nuclear. Not just random people I talk to IRL, but even newscasters and experts on TV. The word doesn't contain any obscure or difficult phonemes for native English speakers. It's just so arbitrary and stupid. I remember people making fun of George Bush back in the early 2000s for saying nucular, but I think he actually ended up infecting the general public with it and now like 70% of people say it that way. people are idiot fucks
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Apr 30, 2022 03:03
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maybe they should just change the spelling of the word to reflect the way the majority pronounces it that's the only fair way to do it
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Apr 30, 2022 03:12
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What if a nuke came flying towards us and instead of exploding as we scream in terror and fear it just makes the loudest fart sound you've ever heard and your ears are ringing for a week afterwards
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Apr 30, 2022 03:20
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What if a nuke came flying towards us and instead of exploding as we scream in terror and fear it just makes the loudest fart sound you've ever heard and your ears are ringing for a week afterwards WHAT?
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Apr 30, 2022 03:22
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frumpykvetchbot posted:does your student debt go away if you're evaporated in atomic armageddon? don't worry, the irs has you! dunno if this pertains to student loans but im sure there is a contingency plan. the irs plan to collect taxes after a nuclear attack.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What if a nuke came flying towards us and instead of exploding as we scream in terror and fear it just makes the loudest fart sound you've ever heard and your ears are ringing for a week afterwards is that what that was?
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Bad Purchase posted:maybe they should just change the spelling of the word to reflect the way the majority pronounces it it would be kind of more fair to make the nukes sapient and then ask them what their preferred pronouns are. that went really well in Dark Star
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