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im going to the county fair today and will probably go out for drinks tonight so tomorrow is gonna be, well, a shitshow.  
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surprised we made it to page 2 and nobody has posted any pictures yet, like holding a massive turd like a trophy fish
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Jun 19, 2022 19:54
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Get a funnel cake so you can make a re-funnel cake.
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Chinatown posted:im going to the county fair today and will probably go out for drinks tonight so tomorrow is gonna be, well, a shitshow. Sounds like you are missing the gene that lets you turn vodka into a nice solid turd
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Jun 19, 2022 20:03
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Is metamucil good for taking massive clean dumps and making GBS threads on the reg?
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Jun 19, 2022 20:10
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Hell yeah it is, B. Also mondo farts.
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They say take up to 3x daily but I only take it once and the difference is massive (clean dumps). Straight up sewer snakes.
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Jun 19, 2022 20:33
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one of those rancid bouron-soaked piles of gloppy feces in the bowl, where you flush and the pile barely even budges from the force of the water. something sticky and strong, able to adhere to porcelain like spider-man.
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Jun 19, 2022 20:38
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Chief McHeath posted:They say take up to 3x daily but I only take it once and the difference is massive (clean dumps). Straight up sewer snakes. Goddmanit. I guess I have to start taking it. My diet is not great and my shits lately have been just shotgun blasts. Welcome to 40
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Jun 19, 2022 20:48
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This is why I switched to heroin. No messy shits*.
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Y’all know what the asterisk means.
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Can't poo poo messy if you can't poo poo.
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Thundercracker posted:Goddmanit. I guess I have to start taking it. My diet is not great and my shits lately have been just shotgun blasts. Welcome to 40 Dude, you're going to be so excited that you read this thread. Congratulations on your metamucil enhanced alpha logs.
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Getting my poo poo game together is one of the few things in my life I take quite seriously. The nature of my making GBS threads is a major barometer of how things are going in my life. I am, you might say a "poo poo reader." Some call it the "second sight" some call it "ESP." I don't know about all that, all I know is that in my poo poo is the sum of all knowledge in the universe and I am the master of comprehending and divining its stinky secrets. Gape or die!
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Luvcow posted:surprised we made it to page 2 and nobody has posted any pictures yet, like holding a massive turd like a trophy fish I will never post my turds. That is, unless, I am paid handsomely.
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Luvcow posted:surprised we made it to page 2 and nobody has posted any pictures yet, like holding a massive turd like a trophy fish Whoever does this will gain both my admiration and a long probation A blessing can, at times, be a curse
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Jun 19, 2022 23:00
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Every poo poo should be cherished
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Whoever does this will gain both my admiration and a long probation who shall undertake this feat and become legend
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Jun 19, 2022 23:23
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One time I threw a bunch of watermelon rinds in the woods and deer ate them(and they got the shits)
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Saalkin posted:Every poo poo should be cherished tis a gift to be making GBS threads, tis a gift to have pee tis a gift for splashback to hit you on your knee and when we find ourselves on the throne just right 'twill be making noises most impolite when true diarrhea is drained to grunt and to yell we shan't be ashamed to burn, burn will be our hole tight when after making GBS threads, making GBS threads we finally wipe
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Chief McHeath posted:Just dropped a YUGE metamucil fueled log in the toilet That stuff has got to be bad for you somehow but if it is I really don't want to know about it
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Jun 20, 2022 08:57
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yesterday's fair food is making its final turn around the track 
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Took a 12 minute dump in the airport bathroom after partying hard at a wedding. It just kept coming out. Glad I got it taken care of before boarding.
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I sprayed some deer repellent for the first time. That vile smell had to be worse than almost all of your shits.
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Carwash oval office posted:I sprayed some deer repellent for the first time. That vile smell had to be worse than almost all of your shits.
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Carwash oval office posted:I sprayed some deer repellent for the first time. That vile smell had to be worse than almost all of your shits. challenge accepted 
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i've never seen a deer checking out my toilet so there's the proof i think
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i set up a blind in my shower due to the abundance of deer that frequent my toilet
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:That stuff has got to be bad for you somehow but if it is I really don't want to know about it It's one ingredient: Psyllium Husk. Just raw plant fiber.
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Vampire Panties posted:were you eating seaweed no i was not
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you are a baby bitch and need to experience the majesty of a hangover half a box of red wine shits, vodka is for teen girls or you could just live on whisky like a man and cease to have meaningful shits altogether (my god please don't do this goons)
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I stopped drinking nearly as much, now I have like maybe a beer or two a week at the most and it is amazing how much better I feel and how much weight I lost (COVID also knocked off insane poundage this winter though) and it's so nice being able to catch a buzz from one pint of beer. Like just going out to a bar is so much radder now that I can just get a couple cheap beers and get all loosey-goosey especially because now I'm the right age for mid-20s girls to find attractive enough to make bad life choices with.
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Ive been making GBS threads twice an hour since 12am and i have no idea how im not dead yet. My rear end in a top hat is burning hot from all the chafing and acid.
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My colonoscopy is the 20th and I'm scared shitless heh I hope to God they don't find any cancer or we Health anxiety SUCKS
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Tumble posted:now I'm the right age for mid-20s girls to find attractive enough to make bad life choices with. 
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lol nice fukcing find
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Mr.Acula posted:Ive been making GBS threads twice an hour since 12am and i have no idea how im not dead yet. My rear end in a top hat is burning hot from all the chafing and acid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dilkSx23nw8
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After I had my appendix removed I made a smoothie of psyllium husks, chia seeds, kefir, mixed greens (primarily arugula) and tart cherry juice. My poops were amazing. A fun thing to do after a fast is to break it with hydrated chia seeds. It's like loading your rear end in a top hat with bird shot.
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2nd Amendment posted:After I had my appendix removed I made a smoothie of psyllium husks, chia seeds, kefir, mixed greens (primarily arugula) and tart cherry juice. My poops were amazing. 
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Tweeter not the idiot. https://twitter.com/AubryAndrews/status/1546902729770934272
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