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Can I have the suit once we're done planting him in the ground?
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That guy owed me money!
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Jun 23, 2022 12:39
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We must capture his spirit with a soul stone and place him in an infinity circuit to protect him from Slaanesh
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Jun 23, 2022 14:21
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So when do they toss the bouquet?
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Jun 23, 2022 14:21
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seriously though you paid 6 grand for a casket? You got ripped off. When I'm dying, just throw my body in the landfill. Cheap as hell and free burial!
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Jun 23, 2022 14:27
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Do you have stairs in your house?
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Jun 23, 2022 14:33
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Acceptable: How are you doing? Unacceptable: How you doing?
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Jun 23, 2022 14:34
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Jerry... Well Jerry had a sense of humour and we all knew that - for better or for worse. Mostly worse. Before he passed he asked me to read some... remarks that he had prepared, at his funeral. So.. So here they are. A talent agent is sitting in his office when a family walks in.
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Jun 23, 2022 14:36
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I hear you poo poo your pants when you die
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Jun 23, 2022 14:40
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i guess he wasn't that serious about going to itchy and scratchy land after all
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Jun 23, 2022 15:34
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I had no way of knowing that dildo was too big for him.
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Jun 23, 2022 15:48
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That's a pretty small urn for such a fat guy. Sure you got all of him in there?
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Jun 23, 2022 16:42
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I hope he likes mangosteen in hell!
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Jun 23, 2022 16:43
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Can I borrow your phone? I think there's a Woot-Off going on.
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Jun 23, 2022 16:52
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What did he drop?
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Jun 23, 2022 16:57
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i had a look at dad's browser history and it's something we should discuss. Can we dim the lights please? I brought a projector
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Jun 23, 2022 17:08
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So...how much did he get for the forums, anyway?
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Jun 23, 2022 17:11
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Marcade posted:So...how much did he get for the forums, anyway? "Don't know.. he killed himself before he had to pay the court ordered dues"
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Jun 23, 2022 17:28
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You know, in some ancient cultures the deceased’s wife was expected to join him on the journey to the afterlife… *raising my money eyebrows expectantly and drawing her attention to the ceremonial blade I’m holding at my side*
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Jun 24, 2022 03:19
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"Shall not be infringed!!"
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Jun 24, 2022 03:35
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Thank you for your loss.
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Jun 24, 2022 03:42
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Did anyone say I’m sorry for your loss.jpg
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Jun 26, 2022 21:41
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after the casket is lowered into the ground you briskly walk by and go "hey you dropped somethin'"
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Your husband was a wonderful man, Shelley. Well, I mean, in a few important says he still is...I suppose you would have found out eventually. Frank has been...visiting me, on the astral plane, and long story short we're very happy together--look I dunno what you're so upset about, the deal was only 'til death and he'd been giving me the come-hither eye even on this side of the veil
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