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What are some of the worst things you have said, or have heard said to someone in grief? I got to attend a funeral and want to make sure I don’t gently caress it up, again.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:21
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Generally acceptable: the "they're in a better place" platitude Unacceptable: following it up with "I mean, have you seen where they used to live?"
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Jun 20, 2022 23:23
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I went to a funeral for a 4 year old and said that at least there would be an opportunity for the pall bearers to be closer
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Jun 20, 2022 23:24
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"I'm sorry your deadbeat ex-husband domestic abusing worthless excuse for a human being killed themselves.. but the world is better off"... it was quite inappropriate, because I forgot to mention "alimony-dodging"
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Jun 20, 2022 23:25
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One should be legally permitted to murder anyone who says, "God never gives us more than we can handle!" Edit: or any variation of "it's all a part of God's plan"
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Jun 20, 2022 23:36
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Sorry for your boobs
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Jun 20, 2022 23:40
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I had JWs show up to my door after the funeral pushing Watchtower literature on grieving. Pretty clear that they read the obituaries to look for weak people to target. I regret merely slamming the door in their face.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:42
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It's considered gauche to start asking for your cut of the inheritance or any family heirlooms before the finger sandwiches and coffee is served after the funeral service.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:43
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you’ll get over it
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Jun 20, 2022 23:44
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So, your late husband’s Mustang. Got any plans for it?
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Jun 20, 2022 23:44
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run on sentience posted:One should be legally permitted to murder anyone who says, "God never gives us more than we can handle!" Oh ya good one. I know the old “when god closes a door he opens a window” didn’t do well at those Grenfell wakes.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:45
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"I hope I look that good when I'm dead."
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Jun 20, 2022 23:46
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One should definately not intone "Ludicrous Gibs!" no matter the circumstances.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:46
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Serious_Cyclone posted:I had JWs show up to my door after the funeral pushing Watchtower literature on grieving. Pretty clear that they read the obituaries to look for weak people to target. I regret merely slamming the door in their face. Had a boss once who was like a rich, sex addict, no wristwatch but lots of bracelets, goes tanning, yuppie douchebag JW and the go-to slight against him would be "Happy Birthday, rear end in a top hat!" or "Merry Christmas, rear end in a top hat!" or something seasonally appropriate.
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Jun 20, 2022 23:46
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“It’s ironic isn’t it. A nut brought her into this world…..”
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Jun 20, 2022 23:46
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His glasses! Where are his glasses?! He can't see without his glasses!!!
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Jun 20, 2022 23:48
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"One step closer to winning that tontine, eat poo poo suckers!!"
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Jun 20, 2022 23:58
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"Hello, I'm also dead"
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Jun 21, 2022 00:00
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How could they let Hilary down like this. It’s like they want a Cheeto in the White House
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Jun 21, 2022 00:00
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"I'm here to chew rear end and kick bubblegum"
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Jun 21, 2022 00:05
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At my grandmother's funeral my mom turned to me while my cousin was giving the eulogy and said "Sorry she never really liked you." which was both accurate and kind of a weird thing to say.
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Jun 21, 2022 00:06
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Jun 21, 2022 00:10
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Hello, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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Jun 21, 2022 00:12
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Look at least he’ll finally stay 6 feet apart from grandma
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Jun 21, 2022 00:13
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He knew he could never match up to me. Thats why he died. I'm just too cool.
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Jun 21, 2022 00:17
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so... wanna do it?
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Jun 21, 2022 00:18
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Noblesse Obliged posted:What are some of the worst things you have said, or have heard said to someone in grief? I got to attend a funeral and want to make sure I don’t gently caress it up, again. Loudly put the hard word on the bereaved's spouse. Try to drag the deceased's body out of the coffin while accusing them of pretending to be dead. During the eulogy, after each compliment about the deceased, angrily yell, "'So's my dick!" Continue until you're thrown out. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jun 21, 2022 |
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Jun 21, 2022 00:21
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Huh, I guess he did fit after all. Looks like I owe your sister $50.
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Jun 21, 2022 00:24
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“I’m so sorry about your wife’s heat attack, but we all took a vote and agree it should be closed casket”
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Jun 21, 2022 00:25
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"You're next. Bitch."
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Jun 21, 2022 00:32
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lol. just lol.
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Jun 21, 2022 00:43
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he's wandering the halls of illusion in the dark carnival now. whoop whoop!!!
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Jun 21, 2022 01:01
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Didn't know him. I'm just here to meet people.
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Jun 21, 2022 01:03
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Thoughts and prayers
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Jun 21, 2022 01:03
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Funny story. I was the one that bet her that she couldn't fit the whole thing up there.
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Jun 21, 2022 01:06
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No, you are wrong, I just saw them. No for real, go check. And then you like, point them around the corner or something.
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Jun 21, 2022 01:11
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You look like my anime waifu.
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Jun 21, 2022 01:12
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I told you. I told all of you. And you all ignored me, because it didn't fit with your pleasant world view. Look what you did. Or rather, think about what you never did. I hate you. I despise your very being, sitting there with tears and words of "how could anyone know" because you did know. And you did nothing. You worthless, horrible filth. Also is the bar open or do I need to start a tab?
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Jun 21, 2022 01:17
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F A T A L I T Y
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Jun 21, 2022 01:18
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good thing it was ruled an accident, eh? i was pretty worried for a second there!
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Jun 21, 2022 01:19
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