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Doc: Now, I don't wanna hear anything about it, you just go on and take this. Mrs. Garret: What is it? Is it laudanum? Doc: No, Mrs. Garret. It's marijuana. Mrs. Garret: Oh, well I thank you kindly. Later that day... *knock, knock, knock* silence *knock knock knock* Mrs Garret opens the door slowly Doc: Mrs Garret, are you ok? Mrs Garret: I am so high right now! I thought you were bear, and you were going to Doc: Eat you? I could never... Mrs Garret *giggling* No, I thought you were going to ask me to ride you around town on your back! Swearengin: Is this going anywhere? Was there some point to this stupid, asinine, bullsh... Sheriff Bullock: Now, I wouldn't finish that statement were I you; this is a BYOB thread. We keep it civil; don't make me make you piss blood again! Swearengin: Ok, ok- don't get your bustle in a bunch. Whiskey? Bullock: This look like a Trashed Crew thread? Swearengin *brandishing some shot glasses and a bottle of top shelf*: Is now... |
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:47 |
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drat I done spilt m' whisky. call the gimp |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:48 |
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puffalo bill's wild west show |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 13:22 |
Weed Bong Huffok : That stoned eye of yours looks like the roach of a joint to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a joint smoking. | |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 14:14 |
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Deadwood's favorite sport is sort of like European football, but with a round time piece. It's called Clock Soccer and everyone in the town are a bunch a regular old CLOCK SOCCERS! Just ask ol' Calamity Jane, she'll tell ya all about it |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 15:45 |
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It is I, How Wonderful... how perspicacious... I say, how apt! And if you gentlemen would deign to join me for a chicken titt's apperitif, why, that would most surely be just wagies with me *blunders around knocking poo poo over like a fucken fool*
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 16:20 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:ol' Calamity Mary Jane |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 18:50 |
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*bursts through the saloon door* "There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?" *the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail* |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 19:08 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 19:49 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door* I can make this happen, if anyone is interested. |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 20:45 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door* |
# ? Jun 30, 2022 22:17 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door*
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 01:29 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door* |
# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:22 |
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google THIS posted:*bursts through the saloon door* took me a while but lol
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:28 |
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dying guy: "I apologiiiize" calamity jane: "oh no worries my dude" |
# ? Jul 1, 2022 05:20 |
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Hey...hey everyone, you can't actually smoke...never mind (leaves the townsfolk to chase the tumbleweeds) |
# ? Jul 1, 2022 14:15 |
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There ain't enough room in this town for the bofa! (eyes the other coworb expectantly) |
# ? Jul 1, 2022 17:54 |
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*pulls gun* "now dance!" *starts shooting nearby cans and planks to make a sick beat*
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# ? Jul 1, 2022 21:24 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 23:41 |
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Nosfereefer posted:puffalo bill's wild west show How Wonderful! posted:It is I, How Wonderful... how perspicacious... I say, how apt! And if you gentlemen would deign to join me for a chicken titt's apperitif, why, that would most surely be just wagies with me |
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