Deadwood but it's BYOB

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Doc: Now, I don't wanna hear anything about it, you just go on and take this.

Mrs. Garret: What is it? Is it laudanum?

Doc: No, Mrs. Garret. It's marijuana.

Mrs. Garret: Oh, well I thank you kindly.

Later that day...

*knock, knock, knock*

silence

*knock knock knock*

Mrs Garret opens the door slowly

Doc: Mrs Garret, are you ok?

Mrs Garret: I am so high right now! I thought you were bear, and you were going to

Doc: Eat you? I could never...

Mrs Garret *giggling* No, I thought you were going to ask me to ride you around town on your back!

Swearengin: Is this going anywhere? Was there some point to this stupid, asinine, bullsh...

Sheriff Bullock: Now, I wouldn't finish that statement were I you; this is a BYOB thread. We keep it civil; don't make me make you piss blood again!

Swearengin: Ok, ok- don't get your bustle in a bunch. Whiskey?

Bullock: This look like a Trashed Crew thread?

Swearengin *brandishing some shot glasses and a bottle of top shelf*: Is now...

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:41

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

drat I done spilt m' whisky. call the gimp

# ? Jun 30, 2022 02:48

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

puffalo bill's wild west show

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 13:22

Blood Nose Day 46: by Pragmatica

Weed Bong Huffok : That stoned eye of yours looks like the roach of a joint to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a joint smoking.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 14:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Deadwood's favorite sport is sort of like European football, but with a round time piece.

It's called Clock Soccer and everyone in the town are a bunch a regular old CLOCK SOCCERS!

Just ask ol' Calamity Jane, she'll tell ya all about it

# ? Jun 30, 2022 15:45

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

It is I, How Wonderful... how perspicacious... I say, how apt! And if you gentlemen would deign to join me for a chicken titt's apperitif, why, that would most surely be just wagies with me

*blunders around knocking poo poo over like a fucken fool*

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 16:20

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

ol' Calamity Mary Jane

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 18:50

google THIS

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

# ? Jun 30, 2022 19:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 19:49

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

I can make this happen, if anyone is interested. :clint:

# ? Jun 30, 2022 20:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 22:17

biosterous

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

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he/him

# ? Jul 1, 2022 01:29

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

*bursts through the saloon door*

"There's a new IK in town! Any of y'all wanna spend 6 hours in the county jail, you just come and talk to me. Is that clear?"

*the entire saloon stampedes into the street and toward the jail*

took me a while but lol

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 04:28

clammy

dying guy: "I apologiiiize"
calamity jane: "oh no worries my dude"

# ? Jul 1, 2022 05:20

google THIS

Hey...hey everyone, you can't actually smoke...never mind

(leaves the townsfolk to chase the tumbleweeds)

# ? Jul 1, 2022 14:15

google THIS

There ain't enough room in this town for the bofa!

(eyes the other coworb expectantly)

# ? Jul 1, 2022 17:54

biosterous

*pulls gun*

"now dance!"

*starts shooting nearby cans and planks to make a sick beat*

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# ? Jul 1, 2022 21:24

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# ? May 7, 2024 06:05

Farecoal: There he go

Nosfereefer posted:

puffalo bill's wild west show

How Wonderful! posted:

It is I, How Wonderful... how perspicacious... I say, how apt! And if you gentlemen would deign to join me for a chicken titt's apperitif, why, that would most surely be just wagies with me

*blunders around knocking poo poo over like a fucken fool*

# ? Jul 1, 2022 23:03

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