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I'm celebrating and by celebrating I mean I have to keep an eye on my yard even though I'm exhausted physically and mentally, because the dumb fucks around me are setting off fireworks that aren't even allowed in our county because we live in a desert. A desert that's had red flag weather for at least a week now and was gusting earlier today.
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MiracleFlare posted:I'm celebrating and by celebrating I mean I have to keep an eye on my yard even though I'm exhausted physically and mentally, because the dumb fucks around me are setting off fireworks that aren't even allowed in our county because we live in a desert. A desert that's had red flag weather for at least a week now and was gusting earlier today. 
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Jul 5, 2022 04:42
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roomtone posted:do you loving idiots actuall celebrate this? Only ironically. Like yeah, I go to cookouts and light sparklers and sing the national anthem. But I’ve got a FAT buttplug in all day.
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roomtone posted:do you loving idiots actuall celebrate this? Dude it's a paid day off work, I do what I do on every other day off work, get drunk. If that's "celebrating" then yeah I'm an idiot.
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Jul 5, 2022 06:14
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LOUD NOISES ARE PATRIOTIC
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Jul 5, 2022 06:20
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Cugel the Clever posted:LOUD NOISES ARE PATRIOTIC *eagle screech* Actually make that a red tailed hawk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP0BPc023qg
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Jul 5, 2022 06:22
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cheers to my neighbour who is at the deepest nadir in perhaps 160 years, and many worse years to come!  looking forward to being dragged to hell w/ you
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Jul 5, 2022 06:28
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Doobies Doghouse is still the funniest poo poo.
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Jul 5, 2022 06:51
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the food on the fourth is the reason for the season. i made veggie dogs and michigan dog sauce i put them in fancy brioche split top buns and put a whole bunch of diced onions on them. i made sweet potato fries and my moms baked bean recipe. i am currently farting so much i have to sleep in my living room
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Jul 5, 2022 07:01
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MiracleFlare posted:I'm celebrating and by celebrating I mean I have to keep an eye on my yard even though I'm exhausted physically and mentally, because the dumb fucks around me are setting off fireworks that aren't even allowed in our county because we live in a desert. A desert that's had red flag weather for at least a week now and was gusting earlier today. Light a bush on fire don’t be a pussy
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Jul 5, 2022 08:36
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I just chainfarted a bunch of farts and it smells like burning rubber and onions. It's suffocating. The entire apartment is full of this thick farty miasma now. My wife looked at me like I was a monster
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Jul 5, 2022 08:38
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You are a monster, eat some air fresheners for your wife's sake
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Collapsing Farts posted:I just chainfarted a bunch of farts and it smells like burning rubber and onions. It's suffocating. The entire apartment is full of this thick farty miasma now. My wife looked at me like I was a monster 
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Jul 5, 2022 12:46
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There was a parade that went by less than a block from my place and so I went and checked it out It was mostly bad but I didn't have anything else going on
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Jul 5, 2022 13:32
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One of my neighbors was setting off fireworks and then we heard a loud muffled explosion and some glass shattering, then the fireworks stopped completely. Excited to go for a walk today and see what happened there.
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Jul 5, 2022 13:40
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How did you all celebrate? Me and my wife went to a bar with live music and got drunk and danced for awhile (after day drinking walking around this cute town all day). Apparently the cabs stopped running after 9 pm and we refuse to give Uber or Lyft money so we had to walk a pretty long way to get back to our cabin. We found a biker bar along the way and we were still thirsty so We played pool for awhile. The reason I tell you this is because someone had put like 10 dollars in the jukebox and I put another five in and queued up SO many plays of American Soldier by Toby Keith. Didn’t take long for everyone to start looking for the motherfucker playing that song over and over
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Jul 5, 2022 13:48
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Irregardless posted:How did you all celebrate? Me and my wife went to a bar with live music and got drunk and danced for awhile (after day drinking walking around this cute town all day). Apparently the cabs stopped running after 9 pm and we refuse to give Uber or Lyft money so we had to walk a pretty long way to get back to our cabin. We found a biker bar along the way and we were still thirsty so We played pool for awhile. I celebrated by staying inside and not getting covid
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olives black posted:I celebrated by staying inside and not getting covid Wow that is a sad existence thanks for sharing
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Jul 5, 2022 14:10
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Irregardless posted:Wow that is a sad existence thanks for sharing Thank you for being one of millions of people who encouraged your supposed loved ones to expose themselves to airborne Alzheimer's yesterday
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Jul 5, 2022 14:14
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Irregardless posted:How did you all celebrate? Me and my wife went to a bar with live music and got drunk and danced for awhile (after day drinking walking around this cute town all day). Apparently the cabs stopped running after 9 pm and we refuse to give Uber or Lyft money so we had to walk a pretty long way to get back to our cabin. We found a biker bar along the way and we were still thirsty so We played pool for awhile. I went to an amusement park with my wife and got to ride a rollercoaster as the fireworks were going off. 10/10 experience. The power went off at the park for about half an hour and they had to reset all the rides, so about half the crowd left before it even got dark, it was great for us.
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Jul 5, 2022 14:14
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A Fancy Hat posted:I went to an amusement park with my wife and got to ride a rollercoaster as the fireworks were going off. 10/10 experience. Holy drat that sounds double rad! Hope you got to ride all the good rides with no lines
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Jul 5, 2022 14:22
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The Bloop posted:There was a parade that went by less than a block from my place and so I went and checked it out This is very on-brand for a parade.
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Jul 5, 2022 14:23
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Wife reminded of all the weird people at the first bar that were filming people dancing. No one was filming the band but once people started dancing all the snapchats came out. Those same people never came out to dance. People are weird
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4th's over. Go be plague spreaders in someone else's thread.
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