- Nosfereefer
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fact is, europeans have been bringing animals to court since at least the middle ages. a pig killed your infant child? you bet that pig is going to animal court!
while often considered ridiculous and for show, said animals sometimes even had defenders
according to wikipedia
quote:in 1750, a female donkey was acquitted of charges of bestiality due to witnesses to the animal's virtue and good behaviour while her co-accused human was sentenced to death
which animal would you bring to court, and why
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The spider in my bathroom, but it would be a civil trial rather than criminal. We have a written agreement that spiders are not to enter the bathroom.
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Jul 20, 2022 20:10
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- FutonForensic
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Putting the Big Bugs on trial for being too big
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Jul 21, 2022 14:53
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putting my best friend Jeff on the stand on animal trial for the crime of being an absolute Beast
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Jul 21, 2022 21:02
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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Suing the cliff swallow that burst out of a civil war cannon I was inspecting the rifling of last week for egregious surprise
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Jul 21, 2022 23:21
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- Sherbert Hoover
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But seriously look at this bastard
GUILTY
GUILTY
GUILTY
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Jul 21, 2022 23:22
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- baka of lathspell
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*chameleon court*
can you identify the suspect?
*gestures towards a seemingly empty chair*
not this poo poo again
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Jul 22, 2022 01:21
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- Sherbert Hoover
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now I may be just a simple animal lawyer, but I cannot wrap my head around how witnesses can all agree that a female frog killed mr greenyard, when my client, as you can plainly see, is a male frog
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Jul 22, 2022 01:26
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- google THIS
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Now, Mr. Scruffy, remember that this plea deal is a one time offer. You'll get a slap on the paw, maybe have your nose rubbed in a shitstain, and then you can just walk away from this whole business. All you have to do is tell us, once and for all: Who let you and your friends out?
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Jul 22, 2022 04:44
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Now, Mr. Scruffy, remember that this plea deal is a one time offer. You'll get a slap on the paw, maybe have your nose rubbed in a shitstain, and then you can just walk away from this whole business. All you have to do is tell us, once and for all: Who let you and your friends out?
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Jul 22, 2022 05:00
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- google THIS
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The bilateral class action lawsuits against geese and wasps are still ongoing
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Jul 22, 2022 15:12
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- google THIS
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Here, piggy pig! I'm suuu-IIIIIIIIIIING you!
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Jul 22, 2022 15:43
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Animal, you are accused of playing the drums too loud in an apartment building on a Wednesday at 2AM how do you plee?
cuts back to Animal who now has drums, Animal starts slamming the drums as hard as possible
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May 12, 2024 05:55
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- Sherbert Hoover
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feeling increasingly hopeless as the bird judge demands I wrap up my closing argument and the bird bailiff rounds up a good portion of the jury of my peers, who are busy trying to use a twig to get termites from a hole in the wall
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