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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'd just pay somebody to talk to me and be nice Good luck trying to find someone for only a billion dollars. Hope you plan on winning the lottery twice.
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Motherfucker posted:I would use a small portion of it to kill a man just to feel what its like. which man were you thinkin?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Once I figured out the secret to immortality I’d make it public domain or copyleft it or something, I’m not an rear end in a top hat. You, the worst type of rear end in a top hat, have just sentenced the human race to being wiped out within a few decades, at most, due to all resources being used up from spiralling population growth.
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Bad Purchase posted:which man were you thinkin? For the low price of 1 million dollars, I will be that man. I'll even sweeten the deal - half up front and half upon completion of the job.
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BigBadSteve posted:You, the worst type of rear end in a top hat, have just sentenced the human race to being wiped out within a few decades, at most, due to all resources being used up from spiralling population growth. That’s some other billionaire’s responsibility to fix. Also, I guarantee you would hate me more if only I had the death vaccine and didn’t share it with anybody. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jul 28, 2022 |
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DrSunshine posted:Real talk? I would give like 995 million of it to form some kind of foundation or organization that would buy up land and properties and convert them into condos to give for free to the most unfortunate living in metropolitan areas. I dunno I'd probably hide it from basically everyone but my wife and brother. First and foremost I'd see what my wife wanted to do with the money because it's hers too. Beyond that I'd like to say I would use my share to pay off all my friends/family debts and give them a cushy arrangement, but I know enough about my family to know that'd go badly and honestly my good friends don't really "need" the help vs the risk of just absolutely destroying the relationship when money gets involved. I doubt I'd spend much of it, I already make more money than I need to maintain my life and just sock it away into retirement/savings like a dragon because I'm boring, also going too lavish would ruin the whole "hiding it" aspect. If I was feeling particularly ambitious I might try to set up anonymous grants for education or research topics that are important but uneconomical, like say climate change, but I'd probably want to do it as a will so I didn't feel personally invested in the money and cause issues with my life monitoring how it was spent, which would likely be too late to affect positive change in the areas I'm presently concerned about.
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Jul 28, 2022 02:47
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i would burn it like my hero the joker
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Bad Purchase posted:i would burn it like my hero the joker I change my answer to this but it would be a pyre for myself. Imagine going out in the flames of a billion dollars, a hell of a performance art.
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Jul 28, 2022 02:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:That’s some other billionaire’s responsibility to fix. You know what, I changed my mind, I’d only share the cure with likeminded individuals and we would rightfully rule over you all as deities.
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Jul 28, 2022 02:53
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Rejoice, death is not the end!
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Jul 28, 2022 02:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If I had $1,000,000,000 I would keep it totally secret so people wouldn’t constantly ask me for loans or donations Yeah this is the #1 thing to know if you ever come into a ton of money, especially if it’s something big enough to be mentioned on the news.
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Jul 28, 2022 02:57
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I would tell everyone as publicly as possible because denying people happiness when they come asking for something is my main thrill in life
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Jul 28, 2022 03:00
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RatHat posted:Yeah this is the #1 thing to know if you ever come into a ton of money, especially if it’s something big enough to be mentioned on the news.
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Bad Purchase posted:i would burn it like my hero the joker I would buy a stack of fake bills that when put into a pile would be worth approximately $1,000,000,000 if they were real and burn those, letting the dumb proles think that I set my money on fire, when it was in fact only about $1000 in paper.
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Jul 28, 2022 03:08
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To be fair, you would only get about 500 million of the jackpot. Assuming you were the only winner. So let's get realistic here.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Good luck trying to find someone for only a billion dollars. Hope you plan on winning the lottery twice. you don't even know me fucker
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Jul 28, 2022 03:13
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i'd buy out all the lovely boomers retiring on the adjacent properties to our farm and begin reintroducing oak savanna to the lots. 
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20 Blunts posted:i'd buy out all the lovely boomers retiring on the adjacent properties to our farm and begin reintroducing oak savanna to the lots. Our next door neighbor had a house for sale for awhile. A trump sign owner eventually bought the place (don't blame me I voted for Trump). I sort of regret not buying it even if they are far enough a way that I'll never have to interact with them but still close enough that I rather they not be there. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jul 28, 2022 |
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Jul 28, 2022 03:36
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i'd quit my job, hire someone to clean my house once a week, upgrade the gently caress out of my house, and never ever leave again oh also the property next door to me is a empty lot for sale and i'd buy it in 2 seconds
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Jul 28, 2022 03:39
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Quit listening to these tin box rear end posters op give your bitcoin fortunes to me you know I’ll do the right thing with it
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Jul 28, 2022 05:24
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me + $1 billion = probably exactly elon musk, doing cool stuff with big machines i think are cool and upsetting a lot of people for no reason and making really terrible business and life decisions all the time
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Jul 28, 2022 05:31
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Doing cool stuff like having 10 kids you can't be bothered with.
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Jul 28, 2022 05:36
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I'm a very lucky poster and whatever money you can give me will be returned to you tenfold, OP. Try it and see.
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Jul 28, 2022 07:42
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Id plan an overly complicated heist to somehow steal this money from myself with my rag-tag crew of misfits and hire Jason Statham as our getaway driver. Just something to pass the time on a weekday since I wouldnt have work for a living. Also, build a loving Scottish castle on some Manhattan high rise like my boy Xanatos, sans the flesh-by-day gargoyles. Who needs those kind of house guests... Leaving stone skin like all over the place every night, it's disgusting!
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Jul 28, 2022 07:51
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id buy about 40 million red avs
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Jul 28, 2022 07:58
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Buy millions of lottery tickets, then I'll be rich!
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Jul 28, 2022 08:11
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Bad Purchase posted:which man were you thinkin? with that much fuckin' moolah I could take my pick! I could do one a day...
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Jul 28, 2022 08:58
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2 chicks at once probably and then 45 seconds later use the post-nut clarity to decide how I'll spend the rest of the money
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Jul 28, 2022 09:04
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interwhat posted:It's extremely unlikely that 5 mil will float you and your beloved people the rest of there lives Ok a good chunk of our lives then you pedantic jerk
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Jul 28, 2022 14:27
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Very tempted to turn into the conservative boogeyman version of George Soros after making sure to get some good stuff set up for my mother so I don't have to worry about her as much. Fund all the gay abortions, empower the IRS, commie reps in all 50 states, the works.
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Jul 28, 2022 14:28
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Someone venmo me
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Someone venmo me is that a sex thing? because for a billion dollars i will
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Jul 28, 2022 14:41
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No one in my family would ever know, I think that's the number one rule for something like this. That cousin who helped you move into your dorm? Guess what - he wants 10 million dollars for his new business. And if you don't help, it's going to tear your family in half. Lots of anonymous donations to pay off family members' mortgages and stuff? Hell yeah. But my CHUD brother in law is never going to find out if I win 5 bucks from a scratch off, let alone a billion dollars.
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Jul 28, 2022 14:47
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I’ll give every poster on this forum a million dollars except for you. You know who you are.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’ll give every poster on this forum a million dollars except for you. gently caress U!!!
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It was me. I won the billion. I can finally retire from posting.
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