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Gonna buy the forums. And a porsche. And an island. Naw seriously. Probably move to Hawaii. Definitely will be flying first class. Other than that not much will change. Probably get more mani/pedis. And hire someone to take care of the yard.
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One Billy on doll hairs
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i would do lots of weird sex stuff that i can't afford rn and have nice houses in various countries to do weird sex stuff in (with consenting adults) and a neogeo and hire PMC groups to kidnap other billionaires and gank their poo poo
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Jul 27, 2022 20:14
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I'd buy all the weed
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Jul 27, 2022 20:16
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I would go buy a 6 pack of something nice, and maybe a cigar.
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Jul 27, 2022 20:17
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give some to your friend cubone, because he's always been there for you just some ideas. have a blessed day
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I'd just pay somebody to talk to me and be nice 
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Jul 27, 2022 20:39
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I would invest it all in Bitcoin.
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Jul 27, 2022 20:46
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Once I had bought all the weed I would drive around in an open top lambo with an obnoxious weed leaf livery throwing free weed at people.
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Jul 27, 2022 20:50
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Real talk? I would give like 995 million of it to form some kind of foundation or organization that would buy up land and properties and convert them into condos to give for free to the most unfortunate living in metropolitan areas. And also part of it would fund a climate change lobbying SuperPAC that would buy ads and fund political campaigns to the most radical climate change activists. The 5 million I would split between my most beloved people to give them the money to help them live comfortably for the rest of our lives.
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Jul 27, 2022 20:51
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I'd buy a lot of lettuce OP
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DrSunshine posted:Real talk? I would give like 995 million of it to form some kind of foundation or organization that would buy up land and properties and convert them into condos to give for free to the most unfortunate living in metropolitan areas. the illuminati would never allow this
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Jul 27, 2022 21:19
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I'd get a GIRLFRIEND
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Jul 27, 2022 21:53
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I’m gonna install a Fruity Pebbles maker in the kitchen.
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Jul 27, 2022 21:58
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I'd buy every Copic Sketch color there is
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Jul 27, 2022 22:20
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And save every stray cat in California
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I'd get a GIRLFRIEND You would
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And most importantly I'd get health care for people I care about that don't have it gently caress America
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Jul 27, 2022 22:22
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I'd exchange it for one hundred billion pennies 
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Jul 27, 2022 22:23
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I would get an experimental cybernetic heart to make up for my bad habits and awful medical history
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Jul 27, 2022 23:00
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I'd have so many people assassinated. Also open up a very nice for profit prison where we actually rehab people.
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Jul 27, 2022 23:03
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probably go to the doctor again. get some nice carrot cake. new shoes.
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i’d buy the epstein island so everyone would think i’m a cool guy, but secretly i’d just spend all day in the moloch room playing xbox
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Jul 27, 2022 23:08
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id get the bitchinest haul from the thrift store
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Jul 27, 2022 23:36
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Back in my day a billion dollars would have bought two hundred million five-dollar-footlongs. These days you can't get near that many footlongs.
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Jul 27, 2022 23:40
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I’d buy a billion more dollars
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Cubone posted:give some to your friend cubone, because he's always been there for you This here is the real pro choice
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Jul 28, 2022 00:30
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Go to any casino and put it on black or red
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Jul 28, 2022 00:37
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Buy a casino and then they'll let you play for free
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Jul 28, 2022 00:57
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But a casino and add blue to the roulette wheels.
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Jul 28, 2022 01:00
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Write Alex Jones a check for 150 million dollars and then put a stop on the check.
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I would divide it up evenly among all goons registered on that date. So you all should send me money now to buy tickets, help me help you.
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DrSunshine posted:Real talk? I would give like 995 million of it to form some kind of foundation or organization that would buy up land and properties and convert them into condos to give for free to the most unfortunate living in metropolitan areas. It's extremely unlikely that 5 mil will float you and your beloved people the rest of there lives
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Jul 28, 2022 01:37
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I'd go on a tuna fishing trip so I can catch a tuna and eat all the tuna I want
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I'd buy the dip. The whole dip.
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Jul 28, 2022 01:40
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i'd do 2000 chicks at once
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Jul 28, 2022 01:46
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Donate like 50-75% of it to charity, move somewhere stable, buy a new house, buy all the Lego, and then put the rest in a savings account or something I guess
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I would love to set up a non-profit for gender affirming surgeries and procedures, affordable housing for the public, better food supplies for low income folks, stuff like that. Basically I'd love to use it to just make people's lives easier. I might buy a guitar and my own house tbh. Other than that I have pretty much everything I actually need already. Money wouldn't really be that amazing, I wouldn't want to do much with it. Oh, I would absolutely spend an entire day clothes shopping. At like, Uniqlo level stores. That'd be rad. The rest would cover up my indiscretions.
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Jul 28, 2022 02:00
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I would use a small portion of it to kill a man just to feel what its like.
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If I had $1,000,000,000 I would keep it totally secret so people wouldn’t constantly ask me for loans or donations. I would also invest in research into cloning, gerontology, brain transplants, and cybernetics. gently caress death, I will be eternal. Once I figured out the secret to immortality I’d make it public domain or copyleft it or something, I’m not an rear end in a top hat.
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