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Apr 29, 2024 09:13
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- Heather Papps
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hello friend
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"i never played video games much, beyond smash brothers. my friend had a copy, a pretty big tv, and 4 controllers. we poured days into that game, unlocking the few extra levels and characters. samus was my main - the charge shot and grapple beam were just so much fun. i had other hobbies though, and really only played games with my friends. when the gamecube and melee rolled around jeff was there at midnite, for each. it was a wild time. we were in highschool now, but our habit of late night sleepover game sessions continued. it was some of the best times i've ever had, 6 guys fighting for a controller. there were a pile of new characters, but seeing my guy, my main, in new high polygon glory was enough to keep me playing as samus most of my matches. link had some charm but was way too short. time moves on, we all go to different universities. jeff wasn't too far from me, but you know how things go. new people, new job, new classes, beer. lots of things to compete for my attention. anyways, christmas rolls around, and i get a text from jeff asking if i'm gonna be home, telling me he's got the new smash. i am jazzed, man. i was tired out from school and all it's associated dramas, and getting back together with my boys, cracking some brewdogs, playing smash? it was just what i needed. jeff was telling me about smash balls and all sorts of poo poo, i could not loving wait. so i show up, parking on the street cause his folks driveway was full as hell. i hug my boys, hang for a minute, drink half a beer and jeff says "your turn." again, i never really played videogames that much, and seeing how great everything looks is kind of blowing my mind. who else am i going to pick? anyways a few stock in one of these smash balls appears, and from what jeff had texted i knew i had to grab it. i kick it a few times till it shatters and jeff yells "hit b!" and i do. my man samus shoots a giant loving beam and i am in heaven, this fuckin' rules so hard. and then...
and then... the armour popped off. the heroic space marine i'd been jerking off to in my head for YEARS, something like a cross between gordon freeman and the doom guy, was... a really tall blond girl in a loving catsuit? i felt the bile rise in my throat. i felt betrayed. i finished my beer and left that house and never talked to any of those guys again. they just reminded me of my shame."
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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Aug 1, 2022 02:04
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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more like scamus
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Aug 1, 2022 03:19
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- Finger Prince
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Heh
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Boobs
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Aug 1, 2022 05:49
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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i don’t think it affected me at all, it wasn’t as though i had developed extremely strong feelings for samus’ character and wrote a ton of fanfic about his(actually her) battles with Ridley and whatnot.
anywho, my 6’2” blond wife just rolled up the driveway in a tight ball, gotta go
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Aug 1, 2022 12:02
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- Khanstant
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how can we know samus is a woman aren't they an alien or some poo poo. i dont think anyone from space should get to steal our earthbased gender denominations
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Aug 1, 2022 16:13
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- cruft
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What are you even talking about, op? What is a woman?
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Aug 1, 2022 20:59
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- Seth Pecksniff
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can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
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Justin Bailey knows what it's all about
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Aug 1, 2022 21:54
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a woman raised by birds shot up with alien dna
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