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Depends on if I live in a community property state frankly
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i would tell my wife that i love her and that i'm proud of her for striking out on her own with her own business Pssshhh yeah you would wouldn’t you? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But he gives it to you for free.. there's a subtle social cue here ppl aren't picking up on. the guy might be signalling that he wants you to have sex with *his* wife. does this impact your decision as to what to do about the coffee situation? depends on what kind of person you are, I suppose I reckon
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Aug 3, 2022 01:17
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mmmm posted:there's a subtle social cue here ppl aren't picking up on. the guy might be signalling that he wants you to have sex with *his* wife. does this impact your decision as to what to do about the coffee situation? depends on what kind of person you are, I suppose I reckon i'm already in a committed relationship with a wife in this scenario, whomst i love and treasure, and woudld never think of betraying her in this manner
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Aug 3, 2022 01:20
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mmmm posted:there's a subtle social cue here ppl aren't picking up on. the guy might be signalling that he wants you to have sex with *his* wife. does this impact your decision as to what to do about the coffee situation? depends on what kind of person you are, I suppose I reckon Ugh is she going to make me coffee? I’m like super tired from banging my wife.  Like honestly bro she DRAINED my loving BALLS, like when I came i went into a trance for half an hour and came out of it covered in sweat and pussy juice. When she suckin it sometimes I think she thinks my dick is some kind of telephone to contact aliens and she is inventing some sort of new language to communicate with them. “Bwwwwwaaaaaawwwwkkkk, crrrrrrrrrrccckkkkk, outhtghgh, ggggrruuguguuggg”, like clingon or some poo poo. 
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Aug 3, 2022 01:22
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I knew a guy who was severely schizophrenic, and he thought that there was a whole branch of US domestic intelligence dedicated to spying on him, and most of them worked for the Children’s Television Workshop when they were younger. It was a pipeline for the intelligence community, you see. They followed him through listening devices in the tv when he watched Sesame Street, and as an adult a combination of electronic surveillance and dedicated spies were used. He would tell everyone all about this at the bar we frequented. Like half the bar was loving his wife and he didn’t suspect a thing. Thought of that for some reason.
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Aug 3, 2022 01:24
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Is that like one of them alignment tests? I report the theft to the rightful lord of the land and bring forth whatever punishment they see fit
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Aug 3, 2022 03:28
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i would cut the coffee in half
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Aug 3, 2022 03:42
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I don't do a marriage because I am cool and independent and no woman is ever gonna tie me down like a bold shoulder, heh 
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Aug 3, 2022 03:59
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I'm married to my job, coffee thieving.
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Aug 3, 2022 04:01
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afterwards my wife and i go home and enjoy a shared hobby before cuddling up on the sofa and watching a good movie 
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Aug 3, 2022 04:02
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we have a great big savings account and a plan to retire at 50 btw
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Aug 3, 2022 04:03
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I knew a guy who was severely schizophrenic, and he thought that there was a whole branch of US domestic intelligence dedicated to spying on him, and most of them worked for the Children’s Television Workshop when they were younger. It was a pipeline for the intelligence community, you see. They followed him through listening devices in the tv when he watched Sesame Street, and as an adult a combination of electronic surveillance and dedicated spies were used. He would tell everyone all about this at the bar we frequented. this guy has a thread in GBS RIGHT NOW
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Aug 3, 2022 04:05
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if i don't retire by 50 i'm driving the car into the ocean you'll think i'm dead but i sail away on a wave of insurance fraud
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Aug 3, 2022 04:06
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I know her coffee’s good, that’s why I married her.
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Aug 3, 2022 04:06
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Has there been some kind of sex crime involving the coffee yet or just regular crime?
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Aug 3, 2022 04:44
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there's no sex unless you enable the hot coffee mod
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Aug 3, 2022 04:45
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kntfkr posted:this guy has a thread in GBS RIGHT NOW Not the same guy. That guy's name is kenny I think, this guy is totally not a kenny. He looks like Doug Stanhope but like 5 or 6 inches taller.
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Aug 3, 2022 04:46
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Not the same guy. That guy's name is kenny I think, this guy is totally not a kenny. He looks like Doug Stanhope but like 5 or 6 inches taller. So he's wearing a loud checked suit from the 70s?
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Aug 3, 2022 06:44
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Charles Bukowski posted:So he's wearing a loud checked suit from the 70s? Yes. He dresses like a maniac. Cause he’s a maniac. He’s afraid of cars, like all of them, so everyone should leave him alone, he’s not funny or interesting.
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Aug 3, 2022 06:49
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Wears a suit every day even if it's a weekend or holiday. Orders Italian wedding soup at the bakery. Asks for soda of bicarbonate when he has indigestion. Make sure you have soda of bicarbonate.
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Aug 3, 2022 10:28
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 my wife I tells ya she don't gimme no coffee and no respect
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Aug 3, 2022 11:47
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm already in a committed relationship with a wife in this scenario, whomst i love and treasure, and woudld never think of betraying her in this manner but the cup of coffee is a good listener and very polite op is the cup of coffee in this scenario sexually attracted to me?
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Aug 3, 2022 12:58
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Bad Purchase posted:i would cut the coffee in half Vertically, horizontally, or diagonally? Because I didn’t bring a calculator. But I do have the sword of Damascus and I tempered the blade so I think I could cut it fast enough vertically..  Update: if I cut it swift it actually makes 2 full coffees. Glances the blade if I try to cut a second one. God bless you science. God bless us scientists. 
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Aug 3, 2022 13:04
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Honor kill pretty much everyone in the store
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Aug 3, 2022 14:38
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I guess we’ll see how my fruit bar does. 
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I hide the stores money in a safe I keep at the front of the store and hidden by a layer of loose empty beer cans.
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