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But he gives it to you for free.. Do you: Give it to your wife for free Give it to your wife for 2 bucks Split it with your wife Drink it but tell your wife you did Drink it but don’t tell your wife Make iced coffee with it but delay telling your wife about it 
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I'd call the cops to have him gunned down on the spot because stealing is not only a crime but a sin
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Aug 2, 2022 22:22
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Mr.Acula posted:I'd call the cops to have him gunned down on the spot because stealing is not only a crime but a sin now that's one way to 'Cop' a 'Joe'
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Aug 2, 2022 22:23
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i would eat the beans one at a time while staring into his eyes
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Aug 2, 2022 22:23
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This is basically the opening scenes of the first Toby Maguire Spiderman film right?
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Aug 2, 2022 22:27
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Give him $2 and have a three way with him and the wife. Only reveal that he stole from her at the moment of her orgasm, to make it real dirty.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:18
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Give him $2 and have a three way with him and the wife. Only reveal that he stole from her at the moment of her orgasm, to make it real dirty. Yeah right at the moment of love and trust throw the barely warm coffee from the nightstand on her titties and say “I ORDERED A loving LATTE YOU IDIOT!” 
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Aug 2, 2022 23:29
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Thr 1st option, telling her that a man just gave me a coffee so perhaps this coffee is the one a man stole. I would then describe the man, which 50/50 may match what my wife saw. Then we would dump the coffee because we would not trust it due to a thief taking it. They might as well have just kept the coffee and not given it to me. I would then tell my wife to make sure to report a $2 loss for the coffee theft which could he written off with a police report. I begin looking up non emergency on my phone while my wife tells me that it's only 2 dollars. I ignore her and begin waiting on hold in order to save taxes on the valuation of a hot beverage that in reality cost pennies for my wife to serve and a ridiculous amount of man hours the labourers farmers shippers importer exporters food delivery companies drivers clerks etc. I momentarily fantasize about being the devil while I continue to wait because the police can have tanks but not enough operators.
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Charles Bukowski posted:Thr 1st option, telling her that a man just gave me a coffee so perhaps this coffee is the one a man stole. I would then describe the man, which 50/50 may match what my wife saw. Then we would dump the coffee because we would not trust it due to a thief taking it. They might as well have just kept the coffee and not given it to me. I would then tell my wife to make sure to report a $2 loss for the coffee theft which could he written off with a police report. I begin looking up non emergency on my phone while my wife tells me that it's only 2 dollars. I ignore her and begin waiting on hold in order to save taxes on the valuation of a hot beverage that in reality cost pennies for my wife to serve and a ridiculous amount of man hours the labourers farmers shippers importer exporters food delivery companies drivers clerks etc. I momentarily fantasize about being the devil while I continue to wait because the police can have tanks but not enough operators. Oh the coffee is like 3.25, I was implying giving her a discount. Take a hike Tim Horton, I’m onto your game. 
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Aug 2, 2022 23:33
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do nothing. you got a physical product stolen, and then the same physical product back. your balance sheet doesnt change.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:35
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I wouldn't quit my day job, that's for sure.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:38
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PhazonLink posted:do nothing. Whoa wait, it’s her store, not mine, she’s her own person. 
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Aug 2, 2022 23:40
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satanic splash-back posted:I wouldn't quit my day job, that's for sure. But I mean if I can pump my wife for free coffee and make 2 bucks each time I’m basically on the comeup. 
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Aug 2, 2022 23:43
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I would have sex with both the man and my wife, and let my experiences with each determine whose side to choose in this stolen coffee conundrum. It's the only way to know for sure
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Aug 2, 2022 23:44
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I don't drink coffee or have a wife
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Aug 2, 2022 23:44
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i would refuse to receive stolen goods as that is a crime
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Aug 2, 2022 23:45
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Steal a coffee from his wife's store and give it to him.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:45
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You know what though? I’m just gonna give her a sip and act like I paid for it.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:46
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i would love and cherish my wife, and acknowledge her thoughts and feelings while still maintaining a productive and happy life of my own, to build an enduring and loving partnership until we die 
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Aug 2, 2022 23:50
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Tell her that her boyfriend is here.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:52
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Ghostlight posted:i would refuse to receive stolen goods as that is a crime Well, I wanted a coffee, but I wasn’t permitted to pay for it. It’s probably just human kindness. But like, what would be even kinder is hooking up some chicken fingers and some chips. Like, there’s bounds to this so I’m a little like urrrnnnnnvggggfffrrrr or whatever.
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Aug 2, 2022 23:52
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i would love and cherish my wife, and acknowledge her thoughts and feelings while still maintaining a productive and happy life of my own, to build an enduring and loving partnership until we die ANAL
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Aug 2, 2022 23:54
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The guy stole the coffee and immediately handed it over. This means this guy is in it only for the risk. In other words BALLS DEEP ANAL
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Aug 2, 2022 23:58
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You know what though? I think I’m gonna go deep cover on this poo poo. I need a good wink. I’ve been practicing winks in the mirror and they all look stupid. Like urrgghhh I gotta sneeze or fart or something. I’m gonna finesse the guy for funyuns and jellybeans, but like, never put out or whatever. I just need that good wink like, urngh, just slide those items on the counter and do the  and he nods and I go home and bring the funyuns into bed and we roll around on the crumbs and laugh (without the guy from the store obviously). 
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Aug 3, 2022 00:09
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I have a girlfriend, which is kind of like a wife except our lives dont both get destroyed if we decide to break up.
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Aug 3, 2022 00:11
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first and foremost: i would respect her as my equal
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Aug 3, 2022 00:16
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:first and foremost: i would respect her as my equal So you’re saying, get 2 coffees for free? 
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Aug 3, 2022 00:21
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She actually got one franchise on an asset forfeiture, and I won a bid on a sister franchise with related punitive damages. I think hers is doing better right now tbh.
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Aug 3, 2022 00:30
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i’d tell her, honey, sometimes you eat the coffee, and sometimes the coffee eats you
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Aug 3, 2022 00:34
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I’d punch that guy right in the mush! What a big JERK!
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Aug 3, 2022 00:35
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if i was a woman and my wife was a woman I’d say to her, honey, looks like it’s just us two girls, one cup
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Aug 3, 2022 00:36
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if it were me and my wife had an iced coffee i'd be like, hey babe, swap.avi?
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Aug 3, 2022 00:37
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Mr.Acula posted:I'd call the cops to have him gunned down on the spot because stealing is not only a crime but a sin It's only a sin if you're black.
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Aug 3, 2022 00:39
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i’d turn to my wife and I’d say, goodness gracious, honey, c’est la vie
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Aug 3, 2022 00:42
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Give him a second, free cup of coffee to his face.
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Aug 3, 2022 00:44
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Well, I don’t give out free coffee at my store. Maybe that’s why hers is doing better?
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Aug 3, 2022 00:46
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It definitely is, so you should try the face coffee promotion.
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Aug 3, 2022 00:48
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i spin my head toward my wife in a flash and i says to her i says, honey, i like my cuppa coffee like i like my wives, shared with another man, honey the word honey sticks in the air and my face fades away like a cheshire cat’s leaving a haze of vapors in the shape of my grin
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Bad Purchase posted:i spin my head toward my wife in a flash and i says to her i says, honey, i like my cuppa coffee like i like my wives, shared with another man, honey Orange juice in the air and sucrose sedative man gets more loss. 
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i would tell my wife that i love her and that i'm proud of her for striking out on her own with her own business
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