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Finger Prince posted:IDK, seagulls are pretty fun. They are without a doubt, rear end in a top hat birds, but they're such characters. Goats are better though. If I had to choose between a goat and a seagull, I'd chose the goat. Unless I was a pirate or something. Having a seagull instead of a parrot on your shoulder would be pretty cool, if messy. if you have a nanny goat on your pirate ship you can milk it but if you try to milk a seagull all you get is regurgitated sardines
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well, you'd have to bring food for the goat too. a seagull could feed you w/ vomit fish if you ran out of provisions. im a huge fan of goats, but honestly, putting them on a boat gives them a major disadvantage |
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Aug 8, 2022 18:05
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otoh, having a goat on your shoulder would be p neat |
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Aug 8, 2022 18:06
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Nosfereefer posted:otoh, having a goat on your shoulder would be p neat i think so too but it would be heavy and big. i could see shoulder issues in the future. |
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Aug 8, 2022 18:27
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#TeamGoat forever. |
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Aug 8, 2022 19:25
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Nosfereefer posted:otoh, having a goat on your shoulder would be p neat Yoga enthusiasts agree |
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Aug 8, 2022 19:57
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shoulder goat shoulder goat sits on your shoulders and chomps an oat makes a noise has funny eyes does a poop what a surprise! look out! it's the shoulder goat
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Aug 8, 2022 20:09
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Putting on my bicorn hat that was once a tricorn as my trusty goat takes his place on my shoulder |
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Aug 8, 2022 20:12
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Honestly if you could train the goat to human scream on command that'd be way more intimidating to your foes than a parrot squawking something inane like "pieces of eight" The fainting every time it hears cannon fire might be problematic though |
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Aug 8, 2022 20:14
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google THIS posted:Honestly if you could train the goat to human scream on command that'd be way more intimidating to your foes than a parrot squawking something inane like "pieces of eight" I have good news: you can. My goats don't faint, though. They charge when they're anxious. Bless em, Angoras are tough as hell and kind of scary. |
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Aug 8, 2022 20:18
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:no, my good goon, orb, i cannot abide a seagull jonathan livingston goat, by kaiser schnitzel
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Aug 8, 2022 22:20
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imagine four goats chasing off a bunch of seagulls. time works the same way |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:#TeamGoat forever. |
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