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ng that much other than eating worms at the other end of the pasture. maybe 50 or so seagulls just being surprisingly placid, and the goat leader apparently decided it wouldn't stand for it. they ran at full speed towards the seagulls, which scattered immediately, securing another victory for goat team |
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hell yeah team goat!
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idk, maybe the goats like eating the worms as well and defended their territory, im not a goat expert |
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biosterous posted:hell yeah team goat! |
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biosterous posted:hell yeah team goat! |
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team worm fanbase much smaller but extremely dedicated
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goats remember. maybe the seagulls shat on them like 5 years ago.
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gently caress seagulls i only wish that the goats had caught them and stamped them into a feathery mush
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i wish that all the seagulls wings had stopped working, and also maybe their legs, and the goats could have trampled them into the ground
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i wish that the seagulls tried to fly away, but a very strong wind blew them directly onto the horns of the charging goats, who would then have roasted the seagulls over a fire for their dinner
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im sorry but i really do not like seagulls
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i dont really care for goats either tbh but i dislike them much less strongly than i dislike seagulls, the vermin of the avians
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i hope the seagulls learned their lesson and appreciate how lucky they were in their escape
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if there were any justice in the world, a lightning bolt from the heavens would have smote down the flock entire, and the goats would not have had to waste their energy chasing after such deplorable beasts as seagulls, the scum of the Charadriiform order
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if the seagulls are ever so unwise as to return, i hope they get their comeuppance and meet their well-deserved doom
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what sort of cruel and vicious beast would make prey of such a noble and useful creature as a worm, that most underappreciated aerator of all our soils?
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:vermin of the avians weird way to spell pigeon
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though i could not be there in person to witness these goats' magnificent triumph, i shall curse this bunch of seagulls, and their children, and their children's children, and their children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children on until their entire perfidious clan has finally, through it's own wickedness and ill-nature, died out and ceased to plague the gentle creatures of this earth.
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no, my good goon, orb, i cannot abide a seagull
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i feel an urge to defend the bird rise in my chest but honestly seagulls are loving insane. i fed a couple of them my left over french fries a couple weeks ago. two ate well and a third, furious at the lack of fries, shat all over my windshield. it was an active choice. the bird landed, expecting food, and finding none, chose violence. it was not instinct. there were gears moving.
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:though i could not be there in person to witness these goats' magnificent triumph, i shall curse this bunch of seagulls, and their children, and their children's children, and their children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children's children, and their children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children on until their entire perfidious clan has finally, through it's own wickedness and ill-nature, died out and ceased to plague the gentle creatures of this earth. may thy egg chip and shatter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4-6elMgzIo&t=70s
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Heather Papps posted:i feel an urge to defend the bird rise in my chest but honestly seagulls are loving insane. i fed a couple of them my left over french fries a couple weeks ago. two ate well and a third, furious at the lack of fries, shat all over my windshield. it was an active choice. the bird landed, expecting food, and finding none, chose violence. it was not instinct. there were gears moving.
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:count yourself lucky that this wicked bird is also stupid, and had not the wits to poo poo directly upon your head i was in my car, doing a solo covid meal. if i was outside i do not doubt i'd have one eye less right now.
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to team goat, of course congratulations are in order. however to our distinguished op Nosfereefer lmao who bought you that red text? that owns |
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Seagulls are funny, they're chaos birds that choose violence every day and I have to respect that |
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goats always take the high ground
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biosterous posted:hell yeah team goat! I'm not so pro team goat as I am anti team seagull, so I support this thread and what happened and side with the goats by default. Just like how I will root for any team playing the Yankees, not because I actually like whatever team it is, but just because they are playing against the Yankees. Unless it's the Dodgers then it's pretty much a wash. I hope we don't get a Yankees vs Dodgers word series (decent chance). It would be like a seagull vs city pigeon fight and I hope they somehow both lose. Screw you garbage birds.
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Moola posted:Seagulls are funny, they're chaos birds that choose violence every day and I have to respect that seagulls will rip food from you while you're eating, and i kind of have to respect the enormous audacity |
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rear end-penny posted:to team goat, of course congratulations are in order. 
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team worm 4 lyfe
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is OP 100% sure these goats werent actually shaved sheep?? seems like something they would do
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free hubcaps posted:is OP 100% sure these goats werent actually shaved sheep?? seems like something they would do I bet it was four goatses |
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thank you all for your support, we couldn't do it without you |
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poverty goat posted:thank you all for your support, we couldn't do it without you |
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Moola posted:thats a RUDE goat Imagine if it had been a seagull |
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IDK, seagulls are pretty fun. They are without a doubt, rear end in a top hat birds, but they're such characters. Goats are better though. If I had to choose between a goat and a seagull, I'd chose the goat. Unless I was a pirate or something. Having a seagull instead of a parrot on your shoulder would be pretty cool, if messy. |
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