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You shave my pubes. I got poo poo to do.
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I do, but I'm also quite hirsute and so it just looks like a garbage fire broke out on my crotch.
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Aug 27, 2022 09:55
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Charles Bukowski posted:I do, but I'm also quite hirsute and so it just looks like a garbage fire broke out on my crotch. PM me.
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Aug 27, 2022 09:58
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Just put a lighter between your buttcheeks and burn it all off!
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Aug 27, 2022 16:35
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my gigantic bush acts as a natural cup protecting my tiny balls.
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Aug 27, 2022 16:36
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It's just preventing their natural growth by blocking sunlight and kicks. Let the balls roam free!
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Aug 27, 2022 16:39
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First of May posted:Wrong. Remove all hair from the neck down, evolution is a gently caress, 10,999,999 hairs removed. If it gives me a boner it can't be wrong
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Aug 27, 2022 17:25
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just put a lighter between your buttcheeks and burn it all off! Keep featherin' it brother
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Aug 27, 2022 17:31
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Shaved my pubs by accident. Lotta hair trimmin's in peoples' beers.
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Aug 27, 2022 17:49
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one of the best avs ever made
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Aug 27, 2022 18:14
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I wax my shaft We are not the same
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Aug 27, 2022 18:21
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If there is a hell, I bet everyone there has eternal vulva stubble.
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Aug 27, 2022 18:45
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but if I shave my pubes, where am I supposed to store all the hair?
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Aug 27, 2022 18:52
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Buce posted:but if I shave my pubes, where am I supposed to store all the hair? Under your foreskin, or the nearest foreskin to you
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Aug 27, 2022 18:54
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YeahTubaMike posted:eternal vulva stubble Anyone looking for a new username?
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Aug 27, 2022 18:55
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I put food in my pubes to save it for later
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Aug 27, 2022 20:11
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🅱️u🅱️ic hair
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Aug 27, 2022 20:18
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i'd shave my pubes except then where would all those lice live?
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Aug 27, 2022 20:30
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Dunking my sac in Nair
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Aug 27, 2022 20:51
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lol if you pretend to care about drag but haven't lopped off your dick and balls
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Aug 27, 2022 20:58
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everyone should have silky smooth legs imo.
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Aug 27, 2022 20:59
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Chief McHeath posted:🅱️u🅱️ic hair The adjective form is "bubonic" actually
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Aug 27, 2022 21:51
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:lol if you pretend to care about drag but haven't lopped off your dick and balls Without something to thrust how am I suppose to thrust faster?
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Aug 27, 2022 21:54
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is there some cream or something i can rub all over my junk to make the hair fall out shaving my massive cock and wrinkly balls seems challenging
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Aug 27, 2022 22:00
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nair i think.
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Aug 27, 2022 22:16
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Not only do I have to trim my pubes, I also need to trim my scrotum and most of my penis. I usually try and keep the taint managed for slash and burn before forest fire season is over. Together apes strong. Oh also getting your balls snagged on your clippers loving sucks.
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Aug 27, 2022 22:23
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i can not grow any body hair at all above my waist besides a little fuzz in my armpits. below my waist though looks like a fuckin black metal album cover
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Aug 27, 2022 22:28
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I trim them, gently caress off!
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Aug 27, 2022 22:31
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Mozi posted:i'd shave my pubes except then where would all those lice live? I’m sure you’ll find healthy colonies living in your armpits and bellybutton. No worries.
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Aug 27, 2022 22:33
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gently caress that. Laser or electrolysis on every follicle below the neck. We have technology for a reason, and it’s to make us soft and pretty.
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Aug 27, 2022 23:09
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I always left a lil strip so it didn't look ten. You guys are used to it from porn but the first time I shaved myself bare I was horrified, ughh This was a long time ago lol It itched like hell growing back and I had a public facing job, thanks
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Aug 27, 2022 23:13
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YeahTubaMike posted:If there is a hell, I bet everyone there has eternal vulva stubble. Oh dear god, stubble! So this doesn't involve a vulva but I'm guessing there might me some crossover in the mechanics. I was with a grindr hookup and at one point he wanted me to take him from behind so I did. Turns out he had some seriously sharp taint stubble and it felt like I was repeatedly smashing my ballsack into a very angry hedgehog. When we were done I went to his bathroom to survey the damage and my nuts were all red and inflamed. That poo poo still hurt for like half an hour. Anyway my point is is that if you're going to be shaving places people are going to be banging against you have to either be absolutely meticulous about shaving that or just leave it fuzzy. Spinz posted:I always left a lil strip so it didn't look ten. You guys are used to it from porn but the first time I shaved myself bare I was horrified, ughh The gays are largely done with the whole hairless porn thing thankfully. I never got the obsession with completely hairless bodies.
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Aug 27, 2022 23:25
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lol, just lmao if you don't have alopecia
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Aug 27, 2022 23:32
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Hairless is a nicer experience for oral sex, but then the stubble friction hurts your junk for everything else. You know, like rubbing your dick sideways all around da pussi region
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Has anyone eaten one of those berry pills that makes sour things taste sweet and uh..
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