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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Less pubes less weight. Less drag. Gotta go fast.

edit: I supposing waxing, epilating, lasering, etc. are also acceptable. Pubes are the problem how you remove them isn't all that important.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Aug 27, 2022

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Duck and Cover posted:

Less pubes less weight. Less drag. Gotta go fast.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You should shave your pubes because it feels sexy, not for any other reason.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I do shave my pubes but it's got nothing to do with Sonic erotica or whatever you're talking about OP

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Less pubes less weight. Less drag. Gotta go fast.

edit: I supposing waxing, epilating, lasering, etc. are also acceptable. Pubes are the problem how you remove them isn't all that important.

I'm not a competitive swimmer anymore

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shave your rear end

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'm not a competitive swimmer anymore

You. How do I say it? Want to go unfast? Defast? You gotta wanna go fast. How could you not want that? The razor burn is just like dimples on a golf ball. Pretty sure my science checks out.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I suppose if you sliced enough meat off your groin with an axe it could also take out of the pube nests and guarantee they will never come back OP

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

how do you know where to stop shaving?

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT
Already done. Magic shaving powder really does the trick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

You. How do I say it? Want to go unfast? Defast? You gotta wanna go fast. How could you not want that? The razor burn is just like dimples on a golf ball. Pretty sure my science checks out.

I have no desire to go fast. Drive the speed limit, take my time to do a good job, things like that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
smdh someone didn't read the disclaimer its for youre face only!!

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


trimming your pubes is good for hygiene reasons

and nobody in 2022 is gonna suck your dick or lick vag if they're burying their face in a smelly tumble weed

tl;dr - get rid of them pubes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gresh posted:

trimming your pubes is good for hygiene reasons

and nobody in 2022 is gonna suck your dick or lick vag if they're burying their face in a smelly tumble weed

tl;dr - get rid of them pubes

oh, god no. I won't even touch a vagina without hair

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

oh, god no. I won't even touch a vagina without hair

Don’t worry, they don’t have mange.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Don’t worry, they don’t have mange.

I can't think of a funny comeback. I like pussy hair, OK?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Mumpy Puffinz has a fantastic date with someone he thinks is awesome and then when the moment arrives he ruins everything with a single thoughtless "Ewww!" that escapes before he can catch himself

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Gresh posted:

trimming your pubes is good for hygiene reasons

and nobody in 2022 is gonna suck your dick or lick vag if they're burying their face in a smelly tumble weed

tl;dr - get rid of them pubes

I love the type of goon that is deeply offended that someone wouldn't want to suck my dick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Mumpy Puffinz has a fantastic date with someone he thinks is awesome and then when the moment arrives he ruins everything with a single thoughtless "Ewww!" that escapes before he can catch himself

How did you read my thoughts witch?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i heard one time Mumpy Puffinz was about to get laid once but didn't at the last minute

it was a real close shave

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mozi posted:

i heard one time Mumpy Puffinz was about to get laid once but didn't at the last minute

it was a real close shave

it was more than one time

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i dont shave my pubes but i make sure to trim my foreskin every few weeks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

i dont shave my pubes but i make sure to trim my foreskin every few weeks

Ouch!

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i usually just trim but bought wax strips for the first time. ready to rip out some flesh bby

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Robo Reagan posted:

i dont shave my pubes but i make sure to trim my foreskin every few weeks

my friend regrew his foreskin is this the opposite?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
No.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:feelsgood:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I don't shave op and I never will

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


again???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Save your pubes

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Actually, bush is awesome. As long as she's clean obv

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Neither my wife or I like having pubes; it's a match made in pube-less heaven.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Pubes can be okay




It's armpit hair that's loving disgusting and should be shaved at all times

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
It's 2022 op, we've all already evolved beyond pubes

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

It's 2022 op, we've all already evolved beyond pubes

Hmmm but are you immortal as long as you have at least one ring? I win.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i prefer plucking, lasts longer

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Shave my pubes!

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


rain dogs posted:

Actually, bush is awesome. As long as she's clean obv

Wrong. Remove all hair from the neck down, evolution is a gently caress, 10,999,999 hairs removed.

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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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