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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ben DovHur

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ben-Hur is short for Bennifer-Hurbert

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I wish someone would make movies like this again. The reason that nobody cares about sprawling epics anymore is because we know that the IT department did all of the work. Build some actual sets and have actual people do stuff in Rome. I'll watch it.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

haljordan posted:

Spartacus is also an incredible movie, I cannot deny this.

Also, fun fact:

I wonder how many other movies have been made just for spite?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
It owns so much that they actually made (and crashed) all those insane vehicles in Fury Road.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

haljordan posted:

This also deserves its own thread because goddamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQOfyR75vY

The first time I saw this dance sequence, it was rotoscoped in the segue into WWII in American Pop. :nws: for an erotic dancer wearing pasties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdF9wTO3bPQ


SAY YOHO posted:

Basil Rathbone was an master fencer and always played the villain, he was so good he made the other guy look better. See also Robin Hood as another fantastic sword fight.

:hmmyes:

I first saw The Adventures of Robin Hood a few years back on Turner Classic Movies and it made me a fan of Basil Rathbone.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

haljordan posted:

This also deserves its own thread because goddamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQOfyR75vY

Impressive. I miss having a culture.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

The Human Crouton posted:

I wish someone would make movies like this again. The reason that nobody cares about sprawling epics anymore is because we know that the IT department did all of the work. Build some actual sets and have actual people do stuff in Rome. I'll watch it.

People stopped caring somewhere around Cleopatra because it turns out "we got huge epic sets" was just another marketing gimmick that got old as fast as any other when the movies became about showing off the sets for four hours.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Fish of hemp posted:

An age when Hollywood occasionally made films instead of content.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
Huh I thought for years the story was that someone absolutely did die in the chariot race filing, god to know.

Now if only the movie ended after the chariot climax. Instead there’s like 20 minutes about the trek to find Jesus and getting saved. It fits the tone of the movie sort of but it really drags.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Ben-Hur is easily one of my top favorite films, it's simply amazing.

I got the same feeling from watching Lawrence of Arabia for the first time a few years back. Each battle scene is absolutely incredible when you take a step back and look at the scale of it all.

https://youtu.be/lChJz2DSpsE

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

The chariot race slaps the poo poo out of Fury Road. Nothing even comes close.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

they both stink compared to pod racing

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Captain Beans posted:

Huh I thought for years the story was that someone absolutely did die in the chariot race filing, god to know.

Now if only the movie ended after the chariot climax. Instead there’s like 20 minutes about the trek to find Jesus and getting saved. It fits the tone of the movie sort of but it really drags.

Iirc someone died in the 1920s silent film race

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

they both stink compared to pod racing

Get a look at this moof-milker

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe
What about some of Buster Keaton's genuine railroad stunts in The General?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LaApqL4QjH8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCH-tUmMl7Q

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Buster keaton was greatest stunt man to ever live


probably

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mooey Cow posted:

People stopped caring somewhere around Cleopatra because it turns out "we got huge epic sets" was just another marketing gimmick that got old as fast as any other when the movies became about showing off the sets for four hours.

The production process for Cleopatra was completely insane as well. In today's dollars, the budget would have been $400 million. Elizabeth Taylor almost died of pneumonia during filming so the studio sent this really crass letter to Joan Collins that basically said "Hey you want the part if this dumb lady dies on us?" Hume Cronyn (Sosigenes) was originally signed to be on the movie for 10 weeks. He stayed with the production for 10 and a half months. The first director they hired got canned and when the next guy took over, the movie was already $7 million over budget and they only had 10 minutes of usable footage to show for it (none of which would actually end up in the movie).

Captain Beans posted:

Huh I thought for years the story was that someone absolutely did die in the chariot race filing, god to know.

Now if only the movie ended after the chariot climax. Instead there’s like 20 minutes about the trek to find Jesus and getting saved. It fits the tone of the movie sort of but it really drags.

One stuntman came extremely close to dying

quote:

During the chariot race just before Ben-Hur's chariot jumps the wrecked chariot, stunt driver Joe Canutt can be seen dropping the reins and grabbing hold of the side of the his chariot (his father, stunt coordinator-2nd unit director Yakima Canutt, had instructed him to grip the underside of the chariot's railing. Joe ignored him, or forgot, and grasped the railing from the top, and was vaulted over the top of the chariot, which could have been fatal had his quick reflexes and strength not allowed him to haul himself back over the vehicle's yoke before he fell between the horses and chariot).

haljordan fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Aug 29, 2022

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Mooey Cow posted:

The movie lied to me! I thought it happened for real and they were just there to film it!!!

You're thinking of Braveheart.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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We used to have biblical epics. Now everyone worships Iron Man, smh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Today they would have had the dude sit in a rickshaw with a green screen in the background and filled in everything in post.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Today they would have had the dude sit in a rickshaw with a green screen in the background and filled in everything in post.

And shaky-cam.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
OP i rented “Ben-Hur” per your recommendation and I haven’t seen a chariot race but there are loads of scenes of Judah and Arrius having sex and Judah blowing Simonides and stuff. When does the chariot race appear?


Edit: nevermind OP I think this one’s on me, I think I got the wrong version of the film.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You got the porno parody Bent Hur

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Today they would have had the dude sit in a rickshaw with a green screen in the background and filled in everything in post.

It’s pretty bad these days - I saw something where in the new Mulan movie the horse she rides was loving cgi. No stunts or crazy poo poo, just riding in a line, had the actress on.a green rocking stump and just cgi the horse. Just get a horse

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I remember watching the first Avengers movie and being so bored by the final battle because this massive alien shows up to destroy NYC and there appears to be a grand total of 20 civilians in the entire city, all of whom pretty much immediately disappear. Just zero tension or stakes whatsoever.

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