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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The last time I was at a Dennys I woke up sitting in a booth drunk as gently caress. I asked my buddies why the gently caress we were at Dennys, and then ate my Moons Over Mihammy which I did not remember ordering. Breakfast fast food places are the best places to eat when you have a hangover providing you're not so messed up that you have as much trouble ordering as Clam Boy does. You could accidentally order something that will mess you up even more.
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I got your moons over my hammy right here pal. 
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Sep 7, 2022 20:27
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Some random meth smoking burner is my handler now. what?
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Sep 7, 2022 20:36
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Pladdicus posted:what? Lol if you don’t speak clam
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Sep 7, 2022 21:09
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moons over my hammy is a world class pun a turbopun if you will
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Sep 7, 2022 21:34
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not like your dad's puns
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Revins posted:not like your dad's puns I don’t think I’ve ever heard my dad make a pun. Oh wait no he would take me to swim meets when I was younger and get nachos at the concession stand. Then he would sort of offer me one and then pull it away and go “nacho cheese” like not your cheese  and then he would let me pick at them, but I’d usually just go get a hot pretzel with my allowance money and pick half the salt off it and eat it. So he had that one pun but he wasn’t like actively trying to make puns otherwise. 
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Sep 7, 2022 22:58
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Ugh, I put a breadstick in my Sierra Mist and put ketchup on my eyebrows instead of my fries. I honestly don’t want to do this poo poo but I can’t help it now. It just makes me feel safe and in control. If I’m going to be society’s coddled baby man but also potential cum asset, I might as well be a pain in the rear end about it.
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I was stopped at a long red light today and saw someone in a back hoe getting ready to demolish a boarded up Denny's. They had a makeshift wrecking ball made from an old tire and a block of cement with a rebar handle. I really wanted to cancel my plans for the day and watch that Denny's get wrecked.
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Turdo posted:I was stopped at a long red light today and saw someone in a back hoe getting ready to demolish a boarded up Denny's. They had a makeshift wrecking ball made from an old tire and a block of cement with a rebar handle. I really wanted to cancel my plans for the day and watch that Denny's get wrecked. That’s really a far cry from their “come a day early so we can murder you” slogan.
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Sep 8, 2022 07:17
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Oh no wait it was, it was, “the drug resistant atrophy is only for the rest of your natural life”. 
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Sep 8, 2022 07:24
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Turdo posted:I was stopped at a long red light today and saw someone in a back hoe getting ready to demolish a boarded up Denny's. They had a makeshift wrecking ball made from an old tire and a block of cement with a rebar handle. I really wanted to cancel my plans for the day and watch that Denny's get wrecked. Whoa
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Sep 8, 2022 13:13
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Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.
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numberoneposter posted:Coke and Pepsi are the same thing. You motherfucker
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Sep 8, 2022 19:46
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Diet pepsi is one of the worst things i ever tasted. The only thing i can think of that was worse was the rainbow unicorn bang
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Sep 8, 2022 19:47
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In Canada we call Dennys, Dennys.
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numberoneposter posted:Coke and Pepsi are the same thing. 
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