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Some random meth smoking burner is my handler now. You see, I ordered coke instead of pepsi (god I should have KNOWN they had PEPSI im SUCH A loving IDIOT). See they deemed me legally r- raunchy  and like I need help ordering food from crackhead burners now who know how to push the stop button thingy like I can’t because of physics and stuff. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Some random meth smoking burner is my handler now. You said cocaine instead of coke, that's why they freaked out.
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Sep 6, 2022 21:33
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It was “oxidation” or some poo poo, not that the product was just bad and he was a loving liar.
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Sep 6, 2022 21:39
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do they even sell clams at dennys
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Sep 6, 2022 21:40
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kntfkr posted:do they even sell clams at dennys Yeah, on the secret menu.
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kntfkr posted:do they even sell clams at dennys Yeah but they are VERY gross. 
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Sep 6, 2022 22:01
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Denny's bring back the hobbit menu
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This guy is a real loving nutjob too. He’s been shoving some little black box in his rear end, claiming that it’s making him “good”. This box has been empty for 6 years now, so he’s shoving it in his rear end cheek claiming that it’s making him good, like “hey you guys I’m good again!” , but there’s nothing in the box, so his measure of bad or good is COMPLETE bullshit, there is absolutely no objective measure for when or why he needs to shove this thing into his rear end, and nothing is happening and he believes it is. Needless to say he’s probably made more than a few mistakes with the whole good/bad thing. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:This guy is a real loving nutjob too. He’s been shoving some little black box in his rear end, claiming that it’s making him “good”. This box has been empty for 6 years now, so he’s shoving it in his rear end cheek claiming that it’s making him good, like “hey you guys I’m good again!” shove your dick in his box and gently caress up the whole paradigm
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Sep 6, 2022 22:16
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No box, no pedestal, no tele, but somethings not fair? 
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Sep 6, 2022 22:18
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You know how they sell Chuck E Cheese pizzas online under the name Pasqually's? Well, they do. Did you also know that Denny's also sells their food online but they have 2 extra listings. They sell burgers as "Burger Den" and sandwiches as "The Meltdown." And, if you spill sour cream on the floor, the manager HAS TO lick it up? Just another little fun fact lol
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:This guy is a real loving nutjob too. He’s been shoving some little black box in his rear end, claiming that it’s making him “good”. This box has been empty for 6 years now, so he’s shoving it in his rear end cheek claiming that it’s making him good, like “hey you guys I’m good again!” That box is where he kept his dignity. The box is empty because he doesn't have any dignity left but shoving it up his rear end gives him faint memories of what it was like to have some.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:This guy is a real loving nutjob too. He’s been shoving some little black box in his rear end, claiming that it’s making him “good”. This box has been empty for 6 years now, so he’s shoving it in his rear end cheek claiming that it’s making him good, like “hey you guys I’m good again!” Maybe it just needs to be properly calibrated
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The thing is, people could have just looked up this loving crackheads mistakes ahead of time and told him to get lost or get dead, rather than me have to listen to pieces of poo poo like this spout off at the loving mouth every day with the same exact bullshit. I don’t care about your mystical black box you shithead bitch, none of those problems are my problems.
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If all you have is your dignity and an empty box, all you've got is an empty box
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Why do I get the feeling black box in the rear end guy is the sane one in this story?
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Vim Fuego posted:Maybe it just needs to be properly calibrated Geocached, tuned, coupled, parsed, polarized, but no, not “calibrated”.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Why do I get the feeling black box in the rear end guy is the sane one in this story? You always hope that it’s “I’m literally too stupid to use a command line to demonstrate that I understand the language and the function of the language that I am using and am willfully taking personal responsibility under my own UID and I understand that this linguistic implementation has no owner but has authors, and I am stupid babby and want touch from vendor with idiot random bitch word from list that sounds cool” but it’s not, just people with problems who lie about them.
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And then I was like “oh btw I stretched 1652 of your dogs lol”.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:And then I was like “oh btw I stretched 1652 of your dogs lol”. loving the rear end of 1652 dogs is impressive, but morally repugnant OP
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Jillian poo poo posted:loving the rear end of 1652 dogs is impressive, but morally repugnant OP More like Morally Inept.
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Sep 7, 2022 01:34
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I don't get it Clam, what is it this guy is handling for you
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Sep 7, 2022 01:53
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I'm tugging in the bathroom of ever Denny's I pass until they bring back the LoTR promotional breakfast menu
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Jillian poo poo posted:loving the rear end of 1652 dogs is impressive, but morally repugnant OP Uh i mean you get deep into it and it’s like why stop now? 
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Nooner posted:I'm tugging in the bathroom of ever Denny's I pass until they bring back the LoTR promotional breakfast menu Is there anything with onion rings on it? Wait no get me a pizza, yeah pizza. Wiiiith like onion rings on it. poo poo I hosed UP AGAIN! 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is there anything with onion rings on it? Don't order while stoned.
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they closed all the dennys restaurants where i am so now if you want to smoke your crack rock in a restaurant it's gonna have to be white castle. or i guess you could be one of those losers who smokes his rocks at 7-11. lmao
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Alright wait, I got it together now. Get me a cherry jello bear, like the size of a plate, with a beef log penis, like a whole summer sausage, eggs sunny side up for eyes, a sprig of fresh fennel in one hand, 2 strips of bacon in the other, and pancake pants, no syrup, and a basket of club crackers with some grated cheese and a sliced apple.  Oh SON OF A BITCH I did it again. 
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Sep 7, 2022 02:18
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No syrup on the pancake pants, wtf is wrong with you
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:No syrup on the pancake pants, wtf is wrong with you I DONT WANT THEM GETTING MUSHY! 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Alright wait, I got it together now. Get me a cherry jello bear, like the size of a plate, with a beef log penis, like a whole summer sausage, eggs sunny side up for eyes, a sprig of fresh fennel in one hand, 2 strips of bacon in the other, and pancake pants, no syrup, and a basket of club crackers with some grated cheese and a sliced apple. Maybe you should try shoving a little black box up your rear end too because it might allow you to communicate with the crackhead worker better.
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Alright alright, just get me, a coffee, with a Splenda.. OH SON OF A BITCH THEY ONLY HAVE NUTRASWEET!
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Sep 7, 2022 03:28
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You've been at Dennys way too long. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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kntfkr posted:You've been at Dennys way too long. Um, I’m black, it takes 2 and a half hours to get a table here. 
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Anyways I have 2 medical degrees, an engineering degree, a degree in theoretical physics, and dozens of published peer reviewed journal articles. Not bad for 20 years in captivity with a non-functioning internet dictionary imo.
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hi derpies
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Being the night shift manager at Denny’s must be like having this thread performed in front of you over and over on a loop.
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Order a tuna sandwich op, impossible to mess up.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Order a tuna sandwich op, impossible to mess up. Extra mayo garcon!  Wait no that’s gross. MOTHERFUCKING shitt. 
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The last time I was at a Dennys I woke up sitting in a booth drunk as gently caress. I asked my buddies why the gently caress we were at Dennys, and then ate my Moons Over Mihammy which I did not remember ordering.
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