BYOB invades the island from Myst

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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

lookin around at some trees, the shoreline, buildings with huge weird marble texture maps

>inventory
YOU HAVE 1 PACK ZIGZAG AND 1 LID
>roll joint
INVALID COMMAND
>use zigzag on lid
YOU ROLL A FAT DOOBY
>smoke that mofo
INVALID COMMAND. YOU ARE PROBABLY REMEMBERING ZORK
>lmao im already stoned
LMAO

# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:54

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# ? May 4, 2024 08:06

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

myst wasn't a text adventure. voted 3

# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:04

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

That Boat Puzzle
You are standing in front of that boat puzzle from Myst. There is one of those WEIRD SHIP STEERING WHEELS here. Exits lead NORTH and DOWN.

>i
You are carrying six pieces of paper, a promotional Riven lighter, the Official Prima� Myst Strategy Guide, and a red lens.

>use lens on guide
You read the Official Prima� Myst Strategy Guide through the red lens. The Official Prima� Myst Strategy Guide advises you to turn the wheel 60 degrees starboard, 120 degrees port, and 150 degrees starboard.

>turn ship steering wheel 60 degrees to starboard
You turn the wheel 60 degrees to starboard.

>turn ship steering wheel 120 degrees to port
You turn the wheel 120 degrees to port.

>turn ship steering wheel 150 degrees to starboard
You turn the wheel 150 degrees to starboard.
The center of the wheel clicks open. There is a JOINT inside.

>use lighter on joint
hell yeah lol

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:09

nut

high as gently caress in treehouse land is how I�ll die

# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

They didnt' have any red or blue bagels, so I got onion and poppy seed. You wanted bagels, right?

# ? Sep 28, 2022 03:17

StupidSexyMothman

what's this switch do

# ? Sep 28, 2022 04:05

sb hermit

Atrus, I know your wife is trapped in another dimension and you're in a hurry but I just saved your rear end so the least you can do is point me to the whiskey bar.

You ... you have a whiskey bar, right?

# ? Sep 28, 2022 04:29

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

barnold posted:

myst wasn't a text adventure. voted 3

barn i know we disagree on a lot but i think we both know myst was a text adventure overlaid with the worst graphics ever designed by man

crimes

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:01

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I realized the moment I fell into the hammock that the dippy would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that blue expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it may have landed, I must admit however such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about which posters might one day eat sghetti at the library are unsettling to me. I know my apprehensions might never be allayed and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:04

sb hermit

barnold posted:

I realized the moment I fell into the hammock that the dippy would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that blue expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it may have landed, I must admit however such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about which posters might one day eat sghetti at the library are unsettling to me. I know my apprehensions might never be allayed and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written.

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:11

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTwXP_iaL40

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:25

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.