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lookin around at some trees, the shoreline, buildings with huge weird marble texture maps >inventory YOU HAVE 1 PACK ZIGZAG AND 1 LID >roll joint INVALID COMMAND >use zigzag on lid YOU ROLL A FAT DOOBY >smoke that mofo INVALID COMMAND. YOU ARE PROBABLY REMEMBERING ZORK >lmao im already stoned LMAO |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 01:54 |
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myst wasn't a text adventure. voted 3
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:04 |
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That Boat Puzzle You are standing in front of that boat puzzle from Myst. There is one of those WEIRD SHIP STEERING WHEELS here. Exits lead NORTH and DOWN. >i You are carrying six pieces of paper, a promotional Riven lighter, the Official Prima™ Myst Strategy Guide, and a red lens. >use lens on guide You read the Official Prima™ Myst Strategy Guide through the red lens. The Official Prima™ Myst Strategy Guide advises you to turn the wheel 60 degrees starboard, 120 degrees port, and 150 degrees starboard. >turn ship steering wheel 60 degrees to starboard You turn the wheel 60 degrees to starboard. >turn ship steering wheel 120 degrees to port You turn the wheel 120 degrees to port. >turn ship steering wheel 150 degrees to starboard You turn the wheel 150 degrees to starboard. The center of the wheel clicks open. There is a JOINT inside. >use lighter on joint hell yeah lol |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:09 |
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high as gently caress in treehouse land is how I’ll die
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 02:55 |
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They didnt' have any red or blue bagels, so I got onion and poppy seed. You wanted bagels, right? |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 03:17 |
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what's this switch do |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 04:05 |
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Atrus, I know your wife is trapped in another dimension and you're in a hurry but I just saved your rear end so the least you can do is point me to the whiskey bar. You ... you have a whiskey bar, right? |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 04:29 |
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barnold posted:myst wasn't a text adventure. voted 3 barn i know we disagree on a lot but i think we both know myst was a text adventure overlaid with the worst graphics ever designed by man crimes |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:01 |
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I realized the moment I fell into the hammock that the dippy would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that blue expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it may have landed, I must admit however such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about which posters might one day eat sghetti at the library are unsettling to me. I know my apprehensions might never be allayed and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written.
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:04 |
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barnold posted:I realized the moment I fell into the hammock that the dippy would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that blue expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it may have landed, I must admit however such conjecture is futile. Still, questions about which posters might one day eat sghetti at the library are unsettling to me. I know my apprehensions might never be allayed and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written. |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTwXP_iaL40
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:25 |
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looooool |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:14 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 13:58 |
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In hoc signo vinces... Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Sep 30, 2022
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 14:26 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 14:46 |
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barnold, a+ posts, absolutely knocked theis concept out of the water. drat fine posts.
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 15:03 |
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i rolled up atrus's big green book and smoked it, immolating him and all the residents of d'ni trapped inside. and i'd do it again
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# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:09 |
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I'm ignoring the puzzles and brute forcing all the combination locks. Also I'm dressed in a Pinkie Pie onsie. It brought me luck on my last heist. |
# ? Sep 28, 2022 16:49 |
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i'm spending all my time playing with the pattern wall, trying to draw old 8-bit sprites and/or dongs
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Whoops! |
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