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The main character becomes increasingly irritated and angry as commonly used phases are banned because some Americans take them out of context. Finally overcoming his demons he visits the anime thread and discovers that posting about robots sucking a toddlers cock is fine because “it’s just a cartoon” Camera pulls back to reveal Aatrek laughing until the tears run.
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Oct 10, 2022 11:02
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turns out the forums were the front page all along
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Oct 10, 2022 11:30
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We are all figments of Dare's imagination. And if he were to ever stop obsessing about the forums, we would all cease to exist.
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Oct 10, 2022 11:36
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some friends hang out and laugh and have a really great time. they're all smart and good looking and very cool. one of them tells a really cool joke and they literally start rolling around on the floor laughing so hard. then one of them has a really horrible disease, but they all chip in their money and brains and cure the disease and also cancer not just for their friend but for the whole world and they collectively get all of the nobel prizes together at the same time and all the olympic medals. everyone high fives at the end and it's just a feel good moment
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Oct 10, 2022 11:49
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Somebody threatens to leak the porn site search histories of the entire world unless he's paid 300 billion dollars. One guy steps forth and offers to share all of his history in an effort to destigmatize pornography and make the threat useless. Then the guy just keeps sharing and sharing and sharing. The blackmailer is eventually begging him to stop but the guy then details how much he loves really weird niche pornography. The twist at the end of the world is the guy is so gross he ends up getting all pornography banned across the world.
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Oct 10, 2022 13:14
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ninjoatse.cx posted:There's only 3 people posting on SA. A TV producer, a government agent, and you. Well.. What about you? Are you me? or am I you?
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Oct 11, 2022 00:24
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An Australian is suddenly disallowed from using the C word and has an existential crisis.
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Oct 11, 2022 01:24
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A goon suddenly gets very popular, with other posters empty quoting them, agreeing with them, and people generally laughing at their posts. As time goes on, the goon begins to suspect some other posters may be AI. Odd speech patterns start popping up. Regular circular arguments. Soon they fear the whole forums may be AI. The goon, fearing some kind of Skynet style global takeover, digs up Jeffery's home address and goes to visit him personally. Jeffery is guarded but polite, and gently tells the goon they're a beta tester for a new way of quarantining bad posters to their own version of the forums filled with AI. Like a more humane perma. Defeated, the goon drives home to hesitantly log back into the "forums" in order to make his daily GBS thread about tugging. He sighs despondently as he is praised and empty quoted for pages.
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Oct 11, 2022 01:48
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A goon turns off their monitor.
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Oct 11, 2022 01:50
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A goon makes a shitpost about getting 3 posts in a row. They immediately take 3 shits and die on the toilet
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Oct 11, 2022 01:50
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sure okay posted:A goon suddenly gets very popular, with other posters empty quoting them, agreeing with them, and people generally laughing at their posts. As time goes on, the goon begins to suspect some other posters may be AI. Odd speech patterns start popping up. Regular circular arguments.
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Oct 11, 2022 04:43
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We're already living it. A group of computer touchers blatantly telling society that the internet makes them stupid, but it goes unheard because it's too late and everyone is already stupid. Kinda like don't look up. But it's the internet.
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