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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

like maybe a guy starts posting in fyad too much and it becomes his irl personality

or someone gets sentenced to posting in d&d forever

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

society is so evolved that they don’t need to spend money on prisons anymore, they just sentence offenders to looking at OP’s post history.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
A man's only source of income is SA, but his public turns on him and he can no longer afford gourmet cookies. Then he die.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

pencilhands posted:

like maybe a guy starts posting in fyad too much and it becomes his irl personality

or someone gets sentenced to posting in d&d forever

The FYAD folks are already like that irl, that's why they go there in the first place

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The internet makes everyone stupid

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Das Boo posted:

A man's only source of income is SA, but his public turns on him and he can no longer afford gourmet cookies. Then he die.

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

The site kicks the worst elements out on occasion and they form forked communities that eventually butterfly effect Donald Trump into literally President

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

Oh wait

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Staluigi posted:

The site kicks the worst elements out on occasion and they form forked communities that eventually butterfly effect Donald Trump into literally President

drat that would be crazy lol

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
There's only 3 people posting on SA. A TV producer, a government agent, and you.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
man carries a printer to a girls house only to find that the girl was the printer all along.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




a goon goes to the grocery store and shits his pants, and everyone is disgusted, and the goon realizes that in the real world people don't poo poo their pants all the time.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



pencilhands posted:

like maybe a guy starts posting in fyad too much and it becomes his irl personality

or someone gets sentenced to posting in d&d forever
The Ballad of NS58

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

ninjoatse.cx posted:

There's only 3 people posting on SA. A TV producer, a government agent, and you.

And they all play Tribes.

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
You can pay $10 to change other people's tattoos or add a new one to their forehead

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Das Boo posted:

A man's only source of income is SA, but his public turns on him and he can no longer afford gourmet cookies. Then he die.

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
Forum bans hentai, some of the users spin off a new forum, surprise ending - trump becomes president of the USA.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the person who controls whether you can post or not... has a dark, dark secret...

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
a white noise poster gets modded and we watch their descent into madness before they get perma'd

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A guy is walking and he sees a side street that costs $10 to walk down. He pays the $10 to some loudmouth screechy guy who lets him walk down the street. As he walks down the street there are a bunch of houses and each house he enters is stupid but stupid in its own way. He spends the rest of his life on that street until one one day he decides to go in the pink house that he’s been warned not to enter. The pink house is inhabited entirely by chimps flinging poo poo at each other and jerking each other off; they all call him a r*tard f*ggot then jerk each other off even harder then he dies.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

someone forcibly changes his t-shirt and he has a panic attack, quitting the street for several days

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

You realize you were lowtax the whole time and his death was you maturing by taking responsibility for your actions.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
At the edge of town there’s a weird wet red glistening stinky tunnel and then at the end of the episode the camera zooms out to reveal the truth.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
The owner of a late 90's / early 2000's web forum gets cancelled. The site goes to a new owner, then he too gets cancelled. The website's next new owner gets cancelled, and so on, to the point where a reluctant new owner tries everything he can think of to get rid of the site and stay anonymous, but somehow it keeps coming back and he gets doxxed until he too is cancelled.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

At the edge of town there’s a weird wet red glistening stinky tunnel and then at the end of the episode the camera zooms out to reveal the truth.

lmao

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

the roadrage gtr chase to riding shotgun is pure art

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the walk to drop the printer off just keeps going on forever, every house looks the same, walking, walking, dies from exhaustion, credits

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I definitely don't intuitively read the acronym SA as "something awful" anymore

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

the founder of the site is a terrible owner and a huge dickhead that everyone hates so much that he leaves and then in an ironic twist the site is taken over by a new guy who is somehow even worse through inaction

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
You should've put "GOOD" in the title of your thread prompt op. These are pretty lackluster

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Everyone is dead and gay

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
"turn on your monitor" would be a good start

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Shut Up and Dance is already an episode

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
A goon claims he is merely keeping an eye on the Nazis by hanging out with them in their Discords but then he looks in the mirror and realizes HE'S HITLER

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Locked in a room with Big Beef City. The only choice you have to survive is to dig a key out of your stomach with a spoon or allow BBC to scream about how dumb you are until some shadowy figure murmurs “ok that’s enough back to the hole for a month to recharge.”

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dude goes insane making increasingly bad posts to get someone to pay attention to him. was shadowbanned the whole time.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The One Where A Bunch of Nerds Complain About Ketchup

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

is there an episode of star trek where data fucks himself? cuz it would just be that, but not in space.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

After posting furious rants for an hour he turns on his monitor.

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killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

deep dish peat moss posted:

The internet makes everyone stupid

A edgy young teen sees the world around them, realizes it's poo poo, decides to join a like minded community in which they can separate themselves from the world. A place where they can cynically observe and comment on the stupidity around them.

Time jump

They are now in their 30s, and realizing their adherence to the community has not only left them just as stupid as the rest of the world, but also more isolated and lonely than the people they spent over a decade critiquing.

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