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My e-buttplug has been sending data to China each day when the sensors moisten up and now they know about my irreversible anal leakage caused by eating copious amounts of Wow chips throughout the 2000s.
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all i was trying to do was find cancerous polyps in hans niemanns bowels i swear
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Oct 19, 2022 18:27
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This velcro is really gonna chafe my cock, isn't it?
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Oct 19, 2022 18:30
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Christ's Righteous Teachings vs Lucifer's Cursed Devices
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Oct 19, 2022 18:34
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If you tell your name to a stranger their phone will pick it up and send it to apple/google/china and they can track you through just being around other people. That's why you should never speak your truename to outsiders.
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Oct 19, 2022 18:38
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My android phone is constantly downloading messed up pictures of electric sheep
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Oct 19, 2022 18:45
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Just get it out of sleep mode  It's basically like Freddy Krueger
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Oct 19, 2022 23:04
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as we all know, the powers that be have the ability to intercept all forms of electronic communications, putting our pilfered information to use in their own nefarious machinations I have cleverly subverted their plans by never, not even once, communicating anything that could possibly be of value to anyone
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Oct 19, 2022 23:09
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I'm not a white noise poster, I provide a valuable service 
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Oct 19, 2022 23:11
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more like infernal combustion engine
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Oct 19, 2022 23:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm not a white noise poster, I provide a valuable service My white noise machine is so efficient it creates more energy than it consumes. No one will buy it because “White power noise machine” is hard to advertise positively.
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Oct 21, 2022 10:40
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one day i went to a computer parts store packed to the gills with adderall and caffeine and spent 3 hours raiding bins trying to find one wireless card that didn't require a proprietary firmware blob. i uncovered troves of ancient poo poo that the store staff had forgotten even existed. No luck on the open source wifi card, however. eventually i learned that unless i'm prepared to solder together my own computer from FPGAs and chewing gum that i really just need to relax a bit olives black fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Oct 23, 2022 |
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Oct 22, 2022 00:36
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i've spent the last few days trying to decide between learning selinux and attempting to get a performant desktop environment out of openbsd for the umpty thrumpteeth time in the last ten years
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Oct 22, 2022 00:40
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i used to spend hours shredding every piece of junk mail out of fear that someone could fraudulently open a credit card in my name
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Oct 22, 2022 00:42
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probs just gonna go with selinux. i'm inevitably going to want to run something that isn't in openbsd's ports.
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Oct 23, 2022 01:09
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Nooner posted:I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < That would be pretty cool if they put a real-time camera there so you could watch it get clean
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Kirk Vikernes posted:My e-buttplug has been sending data to China each day when the sensors moisten up and now they know about my irreversible anal leakage caused by eating copious amounts of Wow chips throughout the 2000s. P sure you can still buy these in the UK, which probs explains their national rear end wipe problem
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Oct 23, 2022 01:32
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Just because we can smelt copper and tin together for bronze doesn't mean we should.
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central dogma posted:Just because we can smelt copper and tin together for bronze doesn't mean we should. What's the worst that could happen? You think our whole civilization would collapse or something if the supply of tin was unexpectedly cut off? Allow me to Lmao!
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goatface posted:If you tell your name to a stranger their phone will pick it up and send it to apple/google/china and they can track you through just being around other people. That's why you should never speak your truename to outsiders. If someone learns your full truename they can command and punish you with angry mother power.
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Oct 23, 2022 19:50
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I think this whole "written language" thing is getting out of hand.
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Me am play god
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agriculture shmagriculture! my daddy hunted mammoth across the doggerland like his daddy before him, i see no reason to change this!
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Duplexing teledildonics They tryna replace meee
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YOU DON'T KNOW IF THOSE CROPS CONSENTED TO ROTATION!! ----- *Only employes dark age villager rush strategy*
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Oct 23, 2022 20:28
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wait, did ghandi just research nukes? oh poo poo OH poo poo
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I cannot let them install smart utility meters because they would be able to work out what hosed up schedule I live my life on.
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Oct 23, 2022 20:39
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goatface posted:I cannot let them install smart utility meters because they would be able to work out what hosed up schedule I live my life on. Plus if they were that smart they would have become doctors
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Oct 23, 2022 20:45
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In america they call them smart utility feet
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Even since Rogers but up the cell phone tower, I got the headaches bad. Its bad enough the windmills give you cancer.
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Oct 23, 2022 21:01
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Hey wait a minute... guns do kill people  It's the whole reason why they are made 
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Hadrian built that wall to keep the picts out, but I swear my sheep are sad they don't get to graze there anymore. I miss the picts.
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Mooey Cow posted:Hey wait a minute... guns do kill people You can kill more than just people. You can kill animals. Like a whale, if you have a big enough gun. If you have a really big one, you can kill an elephant. Expensive to get to where the elephants are though. Though you could probably murder a tiger or zebra if you got there to balance the cost out. Maybe take home some tusks or heads? You can put them on your wall. You can also kill empty beer cans, or paper targets, but that's kind of lame. There is no scent of blood or the last laboured wheezing breaths. Guns. Guns. Guns.
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The Butcher posted:You can kill more than just people. You can kill animals. Like a whale, if you have a big enough gun. If you have a really big one, you can kill an elephant. Expensive to get to where the elephants are though. Though you could probably murder a tiger or zebra if you got there to balance the cost out. I knew I was right to buy a shotgun.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Hadrian built that wall to keep the picts out, but I swear my sheep are sad they don't get to graze there anymore. I miss the picts. this sounds like it was made by pennywise the roman
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pennywise the dancing roman?
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