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yeah bro I don't keep any of those smart speakers in my home, they're always listening *shouting at phone* hey google, turn off the light in the living room
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I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < >
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Once upon a time my divorced aunt started dating the ex con murderer roommate of my boyfriend. She brought him to to meet her mother, my grandmother [the brilliant matriarch of our family], for a big family dinner for the 1st time. I was there at the big table with about 10 people when he earnestly told us all about how all of our televisions were watching us and the navy had teleported some giant battleship.  This was in ? 1998 maybe lol
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Oct 18, 2022 22:01
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Tom was just ahead of his time! A visionary!
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Oct 18, 2022 22:02
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Haha, I've heard that major yeah companies will spy on you in order to increasingly annoy you with intrusive ads.
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Oct 18, 2022 22:05
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Pretty sure my broom is coming on to me 
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Oct 18, 2022 22:15
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aerial screw? more like aerial hosed in the rear end.
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Oct 18, 2022 22:26
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I think my sexbot might have faked her orgasm last night. 
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Oct 18, 2022 22:35
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Look kid, I'm just saying that even though your favorite minecraft streamer never said anything explicitly racist, those people talk in code. It's not like in my day when we just openly used the n-word in chat lobbies, because at least then we knew it was bad. See, when he called his computer a "welfare PC" that is what is called called a dogwhistle. It starts with jokes about poverty, but it's a slippery slope to demonizing the poor, whom are basically minorities, and the next thing you know you'll be the next incel school shooter. Your uncle knows a thing or two about the gaming lifestyle, it's fun now but will likely leave you feeling stigmatized and sexless until you're 35 Wait what? You've had sex already? How!? je1 healthcare fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Oct 18, 2022 |
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Oct 18, 2022 22:43
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Thermostat? More like ThermoHASMAT I'll burn coal in my living room for warmth thankyouverymuch.
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Oct 18, 2022 22:45
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I don’t trust Doordash or any of that poo poo bc I don’t want the tech overlords knowing exactly how often I slam down a fuckloaf of Taco Bell amd wallow in my own crapulence like the vile little maggot I am
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I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste
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Oct 18, 2022 22:49
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This inclined plane TERRIFIES ME
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Oct 18, 2022 22:50
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my fiancé is going to call off the engagement if I don't let her get an alexa 
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Oct 18, 2022 22:53
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Nooner posted:I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < That's for medical reasons. You don't want to turn that feature off, believe me.
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Oct 18, 2022 22:56
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*works in call center, at end of shift* I NO LONGER CONSENT TO BEING RECORDED
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Oct 18, 2022 22:57
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Wow, that guy who makes brick mud houses in YouTube is so scary
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Oct 18, 2022 22:57
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The latest episode of Black Mirror is SO GOOD, you gotta watch it. ...But just be aware that Netflix is tracking your watching habits and probably selling that data to third parties to help build your consumer profile that they'll use to target ads to your interests
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Oct 18, 2022 22:58
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Nooner posted:I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < We know this, but the more confusing question is who is buying the butthole pictures? The faces, sure, pretty eyes and what not. That's cool. A big ol' dong, okay, whatever if that's your thing. Even just a vag, whatever. But just the brown starfish? Comon man.
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Oct 18, 2022 22:59
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The Butcher posted:We know this, but the more confusing question is who is buying the butthole pictures? They’re being used to train the ultimate butthole AI.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:02
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Nigmaetcetera posted:They’re being used to train the ultimate butthole AI. We could have like terraformed Mars or some poo poo. We didn't need to do this.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:07
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The Butcher posted:We know this, but the more confusing question is who is buying the butthole pictures? Obviously not me. Butts are bad and gross. If you want to look at a pretty ladies butthole you should ask her nicely if she will show you her butthole, and if she does clap your hands and give her a kiss on her cheek (the one on her FACE you loving IDIOT). 
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Oct 18, 2022 23:09
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Nooner posted:I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < it opens the flushing function so you no longer have to poo poo your unlock pattern op
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Oct 18, 2022 23:11
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robots are abswolutely not to be trusted in any way
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Oct 18, 2022 23:17
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Most photos have unique identifiers disguised as image artifacts that can trace them back to the phone, user, and location without needing any metadata
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Oct 18, 2022 23:19
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Nooner posted:I KNOW that fancy bidet toielts sprayer is taking hi res pics of my butt hole < GOOD
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Oct 18, 2022 23:28
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Basilisk: 
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Oct 18, 2022 23:30
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fitness tracking devices are secretly detecting when and where you masturbate for government record keeping purposes
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Oct 18, 2022 23:34
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Bad Purchase posted:fitness tracking devices are secretly detecting when and where you masturbate for government record keeping purposes whose file does it go in when i jack someone else off
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Oct 18, 2022 23:52
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R.L. Stine posted:whose file does it go in when i jack someone else off from the front, theirs. but if you’re sneaky and stand behind them it will count as yours.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:54
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written language? Oh so now there's gonna be a record of all the heinous poo poo I say? gently caress you cuneiform, this is a talkin' household.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:57
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i only buy cocaine with cash
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Oct 18, 2022 23:58
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Obama2 posted:Most photos have unique identifiers disguised as image artifacts that can trace them back to the phone, user, and location without needing any metadata Screenshots has this feature too.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:59
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The CIA actually designed both facebook and google as replacements for ECHELON.
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E2E on messaging apps is invalidated because the data is sent from the compromised Android/Apple keyboard via the autocorrect feature before it is even encrypted by the application. Microsoft wouldn't play ball, look what happened to their phones!
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Oct 19, 2022 00:01
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*is Amish* *has only 5 minutes a day to spank it to a smartphone hidden in the shed*
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*Also Amish *Jerks off to other Amish secretly using technology in the shed.
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Oct 19, 2022 00:12
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Spinz posted:Once upon a time my divorced aunt started dating the ex con murderer roommate of my boyfriend. Small world! Tom was ahead of his time imo
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Private Cumshoe posted:Small world! Tom was ahead of his time imo She met him through visiting me. I mean I had NO IDEA they would connect. He was usually passed out in his room. Oops Afaik they are still together, they outlasted that boyfriend and I for years. Tom was married too, with a couple of kids up in Alaska where he was from
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