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precision posted:looks like 1 is the winner! too bad more people didn't vote ): That’s not my stepmom. She’s missing the gross mascara and mustache! Besides that, though…creepy. The 3 things I will take? 1) metal bed pan/restaurant high chair combo 2) ashtray filled with kazoos 3)cricket bat Edit: well, gently caress, I’m late. Didn’t we bring a batleth? Is there a non-pissed-on cake in the home-ec room to cut with out batleth? Like the bleeding armadillo cake from steel magnolias? Bored fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Oct 24, 2022 |
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use a ph dip stick from chem class to see if it's even real piss, this might just be a prank
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Throw a cheese grater at Rodney’s junk and high tail it out of there to go break into some lockers and steal poo poo
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start piss battle as amelina steals poo poo
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Focusing your inner chai, you raise cain. Your other best friend, Chome Sigunta, pops the glock. In no time flat, the cops cheese the whole scene and call your dad. WHO IS YOUR FATHER and WHERE DOES HE WORK??
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my father is arnold schwarzenegger and he works as an undercover cop in a kindergarten
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Mozi posted:my father is arnold schwarzenegger and he works as an undercover cop in a kindergarten This
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Mozi posted:my father is arnold schwarzenegger and he works as an undercover cop in a kindergarten 
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precision posted:WHO IS YOUR FATHER and WHERE DOES HE WORK?? Hugh Jass Buckingham III - A used tampon salesman
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CozyFella posted:Hugh Jass Buckingham III - A used tampon salesman at Nintendo Your aunt came to borrow
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Bored posted:Your aunt came to borrow Your aunt came to borrow dads car a tampon while your Dad was at work, where she met your uncle, who also works at Nintendo, In the super radical unreleased game department. Your Aunt and Uncle started dating; and now they live together in a one bedroom apartment on the tenth floor of a building near the beach. You're not sure what you think about them living together, but it's good for your parents because they don't have to pay rent anymore. Their new place has a large balcony that overlooks the ocean, so you can see all kinds of interesting things like boats and sea turtles when you go out there. The couple bought an expensive boat which they use to go fishing off the coast. The captain of the football team calls you up, wanting to buy weed off you. You tell him no. He says he could make it worth your time. You ask how much money do you have in your savings account? "You know," he says and then hesitates for a moment. "A lot." "Keep talking..." He tells you about this new product called X. It's supposed to be amazing. You're skeptical but hear enough that you decide to try some out. Then you call up your best friend from high school who has a knack for making things grow so fast they sprout hairs on their roots.
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x gonna give it to ya
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He ain't never give nothing to me!
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Make some X and give it a little extra punch by adding pseudoephedrine to the soil
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Pinche Rudo posted:Make some X and give it a little extra punch by adding pseudoephedrine to the soil
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