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update schedule: i will endeavor to update a minimum of once per day, and usually twice or more. guaranteed updates will be around 7 AM MST. in order to get things moving i will be updating a lot this weekend. CHAPTER ONE: 6:30 AM, October 21, 1994 Is it really time for school already?  Your alarm snaps to life, bringing you the dulcet tones of "Loser" by Beck. Even the local college station is enamored by Mr. Hansen, it seems. You hop out of bed and yawn, glancing at yourself in the mirror. WHICH ONE IS YOU and WHAT IS YOUR NAME? (vote now!) 1  2  3  4 
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1, name is Gungeon
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Oct 21, 2022 15:57
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I’m the oversized human finger on the bed. 
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Oct 21, 2022 16:07
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3. William.
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Oct 21, 2022 16:22
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u sp33k l33t br0 posted:3. William. Nah man he got that snaggle tooth pokin out. 
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Oct 21, 2022 16:26
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2. Chet Armstrong
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Oct 21, 2022 16:45
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*slaps the drink outta OPs hand*
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Oct 21, 2022 16:48
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3. rugby
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Oct 21, 2022 16:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m the oversized human finger on the bed. That's an anime body pillow, so I hope you like getting frotted. Edit: 1. (Looks like a typical GBS protagonist.)
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Oct 21, 2022 18:00
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1. name - daddy long neck
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Oct 21, 2022 18:03
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It’s a trick question op. All these people are total loving dweebs. 
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Oct 21, 2022 18:11
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looks like 1 is the winner! too bad more people didn't vote ): Looking out the window, you breathe deeply of the fresh Seattle air.  Your reverey, howmever, is interrupted by the keening, high-pitched wail of your step-mother.  "Jerminy! Get your lazy rear end down here!" As you prepare to run out the room, you grab your THREE MOST PRECIOUS OBJECTS (vote now!)
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Oct 21, 2022 20:58
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im 4 and my name is jeffica, nice to meet you.
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Oct 21, 2022 21:02
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4 My name does not encapsulate who I am, and today I am SORROW.
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Oct 21, 2022 21:32
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precision posted:
Dick Balls Bidet
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Oct 21, 2022 21:36
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object 1: cell phone object 2: replica klingon batleth object 3: figurine of an anime girl in panties twirling a semen lasso
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Oct 21, 2022 21:37
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Stash box with an eighth of lovely weed Kurt cobain signed chucks Sega Game Gear
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Oct 21, 2022 21:38
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Replica batleth game gear box set of anime dvds
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Oct 21, 2022 22:08
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1. wallet 2. keys 3. signed 1994 bob hamelin pinnacle baseball card
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Oct 21, 2022 22:48
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1.Topps #311 Mickey Mantle Baseball card 2. Cum sock 3. Will to live
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Oct 22, 2022 00:51
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Well, looking around the room, I take 1) the 15 inch cabinet mount subwoofer 2) the plate of tiramisu on the floor 3) also the light bright on the floor
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Oct 22, 2022 01:14
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precision posted:
1) The Lite Brite to take to school for show and tell. 2) Your "Lucky sock" for reasons we'll discover later. 3) Your Sega Game Gear and Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine game cartridge for the long boring bus ride. Methylethylaldehyde fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Oct 22, 2022 |
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Oct 22, 2022 02:34
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1) a scale model of the ms estonia 2) 1994 fifa world cup tshirt 3) skull from rwandan genocide
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Oct 22, 2022 03:03
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1. replica klingon batleth 2. Sega Game Gear 3. 1994 Upper Deck #524 Billy Wagner Rookie Card
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Oct 22, 2022 03:49
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so are we gonna be the school shooter, or the one getting shot by the school shooter?
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Oct 22, 2022 03:53
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Eat our prized possessions and gain their power.
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Oct 22, 2022 12:18
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Grabbing your official Replica Klingon Batleth signed by Lt. Worf himself, you begin to search frantically for your stash. Your stash, man! Your weed! Your dank! The sticky icky! The old one-legged Viatnamese hooker! you know, WEED?  ...unfortunately, you're a teenager in 1994, so a big nug of fresh catnip is the best you can do. All your friends think it's weed, though, and that's what matters. Before you can grab anything else, your stepmother rushes in.  "IS THAT WEED????" she screeches manually as you fly out the window. Now on your way to school, the ravens sentry.  What is your FIRST CLASS and will you ATTEND or SKIP (vote now!)
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Oct 22, 2022 13:43
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Skip that poo poo, bitch.
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Oct 22, 2022 14:33
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first class is 'watching Mr. Gompers sleep off his hangover' and the poor math teacher cannot be arsed to roll call ever since the wife left him for a much younger man (rock on Jessica!) So Skip. Also note to self, never become a math teacher.
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Oct 22, 2022 15:37
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my first class is HOMEROOM ATTENDANCE and i choose to ATTEND
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Oct 22, 2022 15:57
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First class is Home Economics and we're going because we're supposed to be making hot dogs today and hell yeah free food
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Oct 22, 2022 17:03
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We will do BOTH and try to avoid the actually doing things part of HOME ECON and attempt to worm our way in in time for HOT DOGS.
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Oct 22, 2022 18:25
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Underwater basket weaving. I attend because it is important to learn such skills.
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Oct 22, 2022 21:35
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:First class is Home Economics and we're going because we're supposed to be making hot dogs today and hell yeah free food the protagonist loves sausage and would like to see how it's made
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Oct 22, 2022 21:44
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Furtively, you slip into Mr. Hoover's Home Economics classroom, which also doubles as your "home" room. It's rowdy in here, today. You sit down next to your best friend, Amelina Mixalot.  "Real slick, spice" she snickers, handing you a Snickers. "I've got a tandem bike in my ocelot," you reply, grinning. She flicks a booger at you  Before you can respond in kind, Rodney Ramjet - your sworn enemy - leaps up upon the teacher's haggard desk and confronts the room with evidence of their own repulsion. Nobody moves as Rodney whips out his johnson and begins to piss mightily upon the heads of the gathered throng. Luckily, you and Amelina sit in the back. Looks like it's gonna be a real Hell Sandwich. Maybe this is your chance to escape? WHAT NOW???
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Oct 23, 2022 16:47
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Grab Amelina and vamoose "It's time to blow this hatstand, my companero!" (I hope you enjoy my authentic youth slang)
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Oct 23, 2022 18:03
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"free hotdogs AND free piss? this is our lucky day, open wide!"
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Oct 23, 2022 20:03
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food fight!!!
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Oct 23, 2022 20:48
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By popular demand posted:Grab Amelina and vamoose Agreed nobody pisses on us or Amelina for free. We're leaving but try to snatch someones purse or backpack on the way out. We're gonna need money.
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Reflick the booger at Rodney.
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