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May 13, 2024 05:58
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- Escape From Noise
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Woof! This job sure is an assload of work!
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Oct 26, 2022 07:36
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- Mummy Napkin
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Ted, get on your rear end and get some work done!
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Oct 26, 2022 12:25
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- Rocket Baby Dolls
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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What do you mean that you lost the Derriere account? Are you trying to make an rear end out of this company?
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Oct 26, 2022 12:32
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- Escape From Noise
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Yearning to quit my job at Amalgamated Big Dick Daddy Dongarium & rear end & Big Ol' rear end Unlimited and start my own small artisan butt concern.
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Oct 26, 2022 14:58
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- Escape From Noise
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A huge rear end clock
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Oct 26, 2022 15:39
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- google THIS
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(standing by the butthole, looking at my watch, holding a spoon)
Boss makes a dollop, I make a scoop, that's why I'm timing the company poop
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Oct 26, 2022 15:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I suggest using your PTO this week because we've got a load of work coming down the pipeline.
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Oct 26, 2022 17:28
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- idiotsavant
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Did you even read the drat sign?? *points to Big rear end Office sign* now get your tiny little rear end out of here!!!
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Oct 26, 2022 18:39
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- Chrs
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*horn sounds signalling the end of the day*
yabba-dabba-doo!
*slides down the penis*
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Oct 26, 2022 21:24
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Place next door has a much better office. I'd kinda like to poke my head in and say hello.
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Oct 26, 2022 23:03
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- Adbot
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May 13, 2024 05:58
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- google THIS
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Ugh, another email from corporate reminding us that referring to our office as an "orifice" is unprofessional even though it is technically accurate. They're so anal sometimes
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Oct 27, 2022 01:20
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