Clocking in at the big ass office where I work

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Escape From Noise

Same poo poo, different day eh, Ted?
(In this story the office is literally a giant rear end)

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 26, 2022 07:18

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# ? May 13, 2024 11:50

Escape From Noise

Woof! This job sure is an assload of work!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 07:36

Mummy Napkin

Ted, get on your rear end and get some work done!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 12:25

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

What do you mean that you lost the Derriere account? Are you trying to make an rear end out of this company?

# ? Oct 26, 2022 12:32

Stoner Sloth

let's this done people, this time it's all our asses on the line!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 12:39

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

regulations prohibit smoking within six metres of the butthole

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Oct 26, 2022 14:53

Escape From Noise

Yearning to quit my job at Amalgamated Big Dick Daddy Dongarium & rear end & Big Ol' rear end Unlimited and start my own small artisan butt concern.

# ? Oct 26, 2022 14:58

baka of lathspell

the clock is giant too

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# ? Oct 26, 2022 15:30

Escape From Noise

baka fwocka fwame posted:

the clock is giant too

A huge rear end clock

# ? Oct 26, 2022 15:39

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Escape From Noise posted:

Yearning to quit my job at Amalgamated Big Dick Daddy Dongarium & rear end & Big Ol' rear end Unlimited and start my own small artisan butt concern.

Big rear end is squeezing out all the mom & pop butt business

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Oct 26, 2022 15:49

google THIS

(standing by the butthole, looking at my watch, holding a spoon)

Boss makes a dollop, I make a scoop, that's why I'm timing the company poop

# ? Oct 26, 2022 15:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I suggest using your PTO this week because we've got a load of work coming down the pipeline.

# ? Oct 26, 2022 17:28

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Buttchocks posted:

I suggest using your PTO this week because we've got a load of work coming down the pipeline.

Puckered Turd Orifice

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Oct 26, 2022 18:33

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

(standing by the butthole, looking at my watch, holding a spoon)

Boss makes a dollop, I make a scoop, that's why I'm timing the company poop

i enjoyed this poste

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Oct 26, 2022 18:33

idiotsavant

Did you even read the drat sign?? *points to Big rear end Office sign* now get your tiny little rear end out of here!!!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 18:39

Chrs

*horn sounds signalling the end of the day*

yabba-dabba-doo!

*slides down the penis*

# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:24

Machai

Going to work at the fartory. I work second shift in the place where #2 comes from.

# ? Oct 26, 2022 22:15

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Place next door has a much better office. I'd kinda like to poke my head in and say hello.

# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:03

Machai

Our company motto is "poo poo runs downhill"

# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:34

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# ? May 13, 2024 11:50

google THIS

Ugh, another email from corporate reminding us that referring to our office as an "orifice" is unprofessional even though it is technically accurate. They're so anal sometimes

# ? Oct 27, 2022 01:20

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