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ok, to tun off your computer you used to have to click on the START bar. Woah. Post paradoxes in this thread. |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:32 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:34 |
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Not outing someone online would be paradoxx
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:21 |
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what's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:28 |
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barnold posted:what's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together? (side note: I have a photo in my street photography catalog of some repetitious modern apartments that I called "togetherments") https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:31 |
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okay so imagine this next post is in recitative
Gruß vom Krampus |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:30 |
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for some ridiculous reason (to which, however, I’ve no desire to be disloyal) some person in authority—I don’t know who; very likely the Astronomer Royal— has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February, 28 days as a rule are plenty, one year in every four his days shall be reckoned as nine and twenty! through some singular coincidence (I shouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency of an ill-natured fairy) you are the victim of this clumsy arrangement: having been born in leap-year on the twenty-ninth of February! and so, by a simple arithmetical process, you will easily discover that though you've lived twenty-one years, yet if we go by birthdays you’re only five and a little bit over! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ho! ho! ho! ho! Gruß vom Krampus |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:36 |
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I know one thing, and that is that I am an idiot bitch who knows nothing
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:37 |
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airline peanuts
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:42 |
this post doesn’t contain a paradox
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:01 |
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https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:05 |
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So imagine you're approaching someone who's moving in the same direction as you, but you are moving faster. If you cross the distance between the two of you you will find that you are closer to them, but they are still ahead of you. If you do it again, same result; you will be even closer to them but they will still be ahead. And if you do this several more times, they still start getting really creeped out |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:12 |
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Gruß vom Krampus |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:13 |
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:46 |
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 04:06 |
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 04:19 |
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the innocence of man (they are not innocent)
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 04:50 |
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 09:07 |
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you all misread the thread title |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 14:44 |
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lurkers must post, but a lurker can never post, because the moment they post they cease to be a lurker!
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 16:56 |
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Manifisto posted:lurkers must post, but a lurker can never post, because the moment they post they cease to be a lurker! The third thing between living and a dream https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 16:57 |
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That took me a while. |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 22:14 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:34 |
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Bacon Taco posted:That took me a while. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 22:57 |