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ok,

to tun off your computer you used to have to click on the START bar. Woah.

Post paradoxes in this thread.

# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:32

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# ? May 5, 2024 19:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Not outing someone online would be paradoxx

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:21

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

what's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway

# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:28

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

barnold posted:

what's the deal with driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway

Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together? :thunk:

(side note: I have a photo in my street photography catalog of some repetitious modern apartments that I called "togetherments")

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:31

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

okay so imagine this next post is in recitative

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:30

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

for some ridiculous reason
(to which, however, I�ve no desire to be disloyal)
some person in authority�I don�t know who;
very likely the Astronomer Royal�
has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February,
28 days as a rule are plenty,
one year in every four his days
shall be reckoned as nine and twenty!
through some singular coincidence
(I shouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency
of an ill-natured fairy)
you are the victim of this clumsy arrangement:
having been born in leap-year
on the twenty-ninth of February!
and so, by a simple arithmetical process,
you will easily discover
that though you've lived twenty-one years,
yet if we go by birthdays
you�re only five
and a little bit over!
ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
ho! ho! ho! ho!

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:36

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I know one thing, and that is that I am an idiot bitch who knows nothing

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:37

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

airline peanuts

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 20:42

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

this post doesn�t contain a paradox

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:01

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:05

google THIS

So imagine you're approaching someone who's moving in the same direction as you, but you are moving faster. If you cross the distance between the two of you you will find that you are closer to them, but they are still ahead of you. If you do it again, same result; you will be even closer to them but they will still be ahead. And if you do this several more times, they still start getting really creeped out

# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:12