One morning in the not too distant future... ASSES ARE SUDDENLY SQUARE!

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Stoner Sloth

one morning the world awakes, having gone to bed the night before quite as usual, to EVERYONE on the planet having a square arse!!

no one knows why but people struggle to adapt to this brave new world!

# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:51

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:51

Stoner Sloth

there are at first fears that it will spread to the front of our bodies, leading to a 'Cubic Pubic Panic'

# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:52

Stoner Sloth

dominatrix everywhere frustrated at getting caught off guard... and having to try to fit a round peg in a square hole

# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:55

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Victoria's Secret adopts "hip to be square" as their new ad campaign song

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# ? Nov 14, 2022 10:54

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

rear end in thread title but arse in op� perplexing

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 14, 2022 10:58

Stoner Sloth

watho posted:

rear end in thread title but arse in op� perplexing

square rear end in the streets, cubic arse between the sheets

# ? Nov 14, 2022 11:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Greater stackability seen as net gain to society.

# ? Nov 14, 2022 13:12

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the weed cube

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:10

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

imagine... a cubic arse the size of the sun

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:28

Stoner Sloth

Dr. Honked posted:

imagine... a cubic arse the size of the sun

rotating a cubic arse the size of the sun in my mind

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:46

Stoner Sloth

the only other immediately noticeable change is that all throw cushions are now circular

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:47

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Stoner Sloth posted:

the only other immediately noticeable change is that all throw cushions are now circular

this is good because now they're more aerodynamic and easier to throw

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:54

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

rear end tetronimo

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:54

Khanstant

rear end^2

# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:47

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

one time when i was a little kid out on a walk with my parents i pooped my pants and when i got home and plopped it in the toilet it was a perfect cube

my question is this: was my rear end square inside that day?

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# ? Nov 14, 2022 18:45

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Sherbert Hoover posted:

one time when i was a little kid out on a walk with my parents i pooped my pants and when i got home and plopped it in the toilet it was a perfect cube

my question is this: was my rear end square inside that day?

maybe you're a wombat

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 14, 2022 19:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

finally stacked twerks are possible

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 15, 2022 02:27

Shifty Nipples

Chewbecca posted:

Victoria's Secret adopts "hip to be square" as their new ad campaign song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcHzquaMh8

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 15, 2022 04:03

FutonForensic

no no. no no no nonono

# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:59

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

this is either gonna fix or completely ruin my posture

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:55

google THIS

Bleachers are suddenly really comfortable to sit on

# ? Nov 15, 2022 13:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Does the crack run diagonally ?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 18:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

how about this hybrid round/square rear end solution

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 15, 2022 19:58

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Bully: Nice rear end ROUND rear end

# ? Nov 15, 2022 20:29

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

Does the crack run diagonally ?

Buddy you won't believe what Big Tech has in store for cracks in 2023

# ? Nov 15, 2022 20:30

Shifty Nipples

my rear end it has four corners
four corners has my rear end
and had it not four corners
it would not be my rear end

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 15, 2022 21:21

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Shifty Nipples posted:

my rear end it has four corners
four corners has my rear end
and had it not four corners
it would not be my rear end

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# ? Nov 15, 2022 21:39

Stoner Sloth

slowly, over time, the effects of this one small change ripple out - people are stackable now, more efficient and in time things just become easier. problems we thought unsolvable fall before us one after another and soon we're breaking new horizons of knowledge. generations pass and we've mastered our own biology, partly driven by a still ineffective quest to attempt to understand what happened. would we reverse it if we could? it's hard to say.

before long humanity bestrides the stars like a square arsed colossus, a golden age has dawned and the future seems bright beyond measure... and yet sometimes an image from our past will emerge and without knowing why a single tear will roll down the viewer's cheek at what we have lost.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 16:15

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Stoner Sloth posted:

slowly, over time, the effects of this one small change ripple out - people are stackable now, more efficient and in time things just become easier. problems we thought unsolvable fall before us one after another and soon we're breaking new horizons of knowledge. generations pass and we've mastered our own biology, partly driven by a still ineffective quest to attempt to understand what happened. would we reverse it if we could? it's hard to say.

before long humanity bestrides the stars like a square arsed colossus, a golden age has dawned and the future seems bright beyond measure... and yet sometimes an image from our past will emerge and without knowing why a single tear will roll down the viewer's cheek at what we have lost.

^{this sig is protected by Simsmagic!}

# ? Nov 17, 2022 17:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve,
And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:17

Stoner Sloth

Dr. Honked posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve,
And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:23

Shifty Nipples

Dr. Honked posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve,
And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

lol

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:32

Manifisto

Dr. Honked posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve,
And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

look on my butt, ye mighty, it is square

# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:10

Goons Are Gifts

I am scared for my life

# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:43

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Dr. Honked posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said��Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve,
And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

look on my butt, ye mighty, it is square

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:07

google THIS

(watching Spongebob Squarepants) I don't get it

# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:11

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

(watching Spongebob Squarepants) I don't get it

(watching Seinfeld, sees George Costanza) wow that guy's butt is hilariously hosed up

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:21

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:51

tutankhalmond

watho posted:

rear end tetronimo

tactfully leaving empty seats in the bleachers out of guttural fear

# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:51

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