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one morning the world awakes, having gone to bed the night before quite as usual, to EVERYONE on the planet having a square arse!! no one knows why but people struggle to adapt to this brave new world! |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:51 |
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there are at first fears that it will spread to the front of our bodies, leading to a 'Cubic Pubic Panic' |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:52 |
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dominatrix everywhere frustrated at getting caught off guard... and having to try to fit a round peg in a square hole |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 09:55 |
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Victoria's Secret adopts "hip to be square" as their new ad campaign song
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 10:54 |
rear end in thread title but arse in op… perplexing
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 10:58 |
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watho posted:rear end in thread title but arse in op… perplexing square rear end in the streets, cubic arse between the sheets |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 11:37 |
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Greater stackability seen as net gain to society. |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 13:12 |
the weed cube
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:10 |
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imagine... a cubic arse the size of the sun
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:28 |
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Dr. Honked posted:imagine... a cubic arse the size of the sun rotating a cubic arse the size of the sun in my mind |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:46 |
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the only other immediately noticeable change is that all throw cushions are now circular |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:47 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:the only other immediately noticeable change is that all throw cushions are now circular this is good because now they're more aerodynamic and easier to throw
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:54 |
rear end tetronimo
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:54 |
rear end^2 | |
# ? Nov 14, 2022 16:47 |
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one time when i was a little kid out on a walk with my parents i pooped my pants and when i got home and plopped it in the toilet it was a perfect cube my question is this: was my rear end square inside that day?
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 18:45 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:one time when i was a little kid out on a walk with my parents i pooped my pants and when i got home and plopped it in the toilet it was a perfect cube maybe you're a wombat
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 19:13 |
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finally stacked twerks are possible
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 02:27 |
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Chewbecca posted:Victoria's Secret adopts "hip to be square" as their new ad campaign song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcHzquaMh8
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 04:03 |
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no no. no no no nonono
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 05:59 |
this is either gonna fix or completely ruin my posture
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:55 |
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Bleachers are suddenly really comfortable to sit on |
# ? Nov 15, 2022 13:55 |
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Does the crack run diagonally ? |
# ? Nov 15, 2022 18:49 |
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how about this hybrid round/square rear end solution
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 19:58 |
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Bully: Nice rear end ROUND rear end |
# ? Nov 15, 2022 20:29 |
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Buttchocks posted:Does the crack run diagonally ? Buddy you won't believe what Big Tech has in store for cracks in 2023 |
# ? Nov 15, 2022 20:30 |
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my rear end it has four corners four corners has my rear end and had it not four corners it would not be my rear end
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 21:21 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:my rear end it has four corners
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# ? Nov 15, 2022 21:39 |
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slowly, over time, the effects of this one small change ripple out - people are stackable now, more efficient and in time things just become easier. problems we thought unsolvable fall before us one after another and soon we're breaking new horizons of knowledge. generations pass and we've mastered our own biology, partly driven by a still ineffective quest to attempt to understand what happened. would we reverse it if we could? it's hard to say. before long humanity bestrides the stars like a square arsed colossus, a golden age has dawned and the future seems bright beyond measure... and yet sometimes an image from our past will emerge and without knowing why a single tear will roll down the viewer's cheek at what we have lost. |
# ? Nov 17, 2022 16:15 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:slowly, over time, the effects of this one small change ripple out - people are stackable now, more efficient and in time things just become easier. problems we thought unsolvable fall before us one after another and soon we're breaking new horizons of knowledge. generations pass and we've mastered our own biology, partly driven by a still ineffective quest to attempt to understand what happened. would we reverse it if we could? it's hard to say.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 17:49 |
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I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered butt cheek lies, whose curve, And wrinkled hole, and sphere of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Butt, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Butt, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:17 |
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Dr. Honked posted:I met a traveller from an antique land, |
# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:23 |
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Dr. Honked posted:I met a traveller from an antique land, lol
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:32 |
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Dr. Honked posted:I met a traveller from an antique land,
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 18:34 |
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look on my butt, ye mighty, it is square |
# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:10 |
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I am scared for my life
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:43 |
Dr. Honked posted:I met a traveller from an antique land, Drink-Mix Man posted:look on my butt, ye mighty, it is square
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:07 |
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(watching Spongebob Squarepants) I don't get it |
# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:11 |
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google THIS posted:(watching Spongebob Squarepants) I don't get it (watching Seinfeld, sees George Costanza) wow that guy's butt is hilariously hosed up
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:21 |
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watho posted:rear end tetronimo tactfully leaving empty seats in the bleachers out of guttural fear |
# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:51 |